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@singleorangeavian
Hello! I noticed you were maybe not doing so good?
You seem upset, anyway.
So I thought I would introduce myself and cheer you up maybe?
Gosh, I’m sure you probably don’t want some random person intruding on your sad time, but I was worried.
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youre a true soldier, thank you
Name or Alias: assblaster6969 Catchphrase or War Cry: if i had one itd probably be something like “aw shit dude not my feathers, not my fucking feathers i groomed them for six hours today” Weapon of Choice: these fucking fists Skills: i can beatbox real good Our Fight Song: [x]
Why Do You Want To Be My Nemesis?
You ruined my life [ ] I ruined your life [ ] You killed someone I loved [ ] I killed someone you loved [ ] You’re too pretty  [ ] Jealousy (of you having legs)  [X] I’m bored and need something to do  [X] You’re evil!  [X] You’re good!  [ ] Childhood trauma  [ ] Other: youre dumb and i need to steal like a whisker or something off of you also its fun to banter
Rate Your Hatred for Me:
1 (meh!) — 10 (you killed my father; prepare to die!) probably like a 5/6?
What Can I Expect from You?
Thwarting of plans [X] Random kicks, slaps, and punches  [ ] Battles  [X] Witty humor and sarcasm  [X] Getting drunk with you and revealing too much  [X] Other: mocking you relentlessly by tossing balls of yarn just to watch you squirm
Warning:
I might fall in love with you  [ ] I might kill you  [ ] I might turn to your side  [ ] We’re not exclusive enemies  [ ] Other: suck my bird ass
super ultra gay™
Describe my muse in 3 words.
this is accurate honestly.
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3. You, in particular, are 12.
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its a bad time
Yes, that’s normally how Black holes are.
tbh youre so incredibly homogay dickloving that it makes me wonder if the john in my timeline wasnt just pranking me that one time
i can confirm he totally wasn’t pranking you and is probably just as gay as i am, if not more.
also: dude what was the prank he pulled on you??? i need details.
        There were deals to be made, a trade-off was in the water and it was time to receive some goods.
        Of course, the goods in question was yarn, but when you do not have the capabilities to get such a thing on you’re own, you get pretty excited for chances like this, and Cat Dave was, if anything, excited.Â
        Or more like literally flipping his lid over how happy he was. He likes to indulge the cat side of himself a lot, even if he writes it off as a joke, but he really, really wants to play with yarn.
        So, as soon as he got his hands on his rock, he pocketed that shit and went off to find the transportalizer he primarily used, punching in the coordinates that the other Dave gave him before.Â
        When he materialized there, he only stumbled a little, easily picking himself back up.Â
        “I brought the rock, dude.”Â
