Really weird ask but which variant from your glimmer fic 'hey there, neighbour' do you think would steal reader/MC's panties?
OH MOST OF THEM, but theyād all go about it differently.
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Sinister: Heās not even shy about it. He pulled them off of you, and thereās a good chance youāre not getting them back unless he likes them enough that he wants to see you in them againābut thereās also a good chance that he literally ripped them off, so you couldnāt wear them again anyway. His job is⦠weāll say paid very well, so heāll happily just buy new for you. The fancy expensive kind (exactly to his personal tastes. He likes knowing that the other variants know who bought it for you when they see you in it). Doesnāt see the issue.
If you havenāt slept with him, heās less likely to specifically steal your panties. He lives across the hall from you, pining away, but if he breaks into your apartment heās more likely to leave things behind than he is to steal anything. Little gifts that fit in with stuff you have, but you canāt remember buying. Or if heās really worked up, you might wind up with a human heart oozing blood in the middle of your bed. (That said, heās on his very best behavior at first in an attempt not to scare you off until youāre too endeared to him to run away, so heāll only do this if heās desperate. Itās a very high display of affection for him)
Mohawk: Heās another one who is more likely to take them during/after sex. Very much a *puts your panties in his pocket and tells you, āYouāre not getting these back,ā* kind of guy.
If you havenāt had sex with him, but you have him in your apartment for any other reason, if he happens to see a pair of your panties (either you let him explore and he wandered into your bedroom, youāre folding laundry, whatever the case may be) he will hold them up for you to see and flat out tell you heās taking them. This is his idea of flirting. He thinks heās charming. (And he feels like if youāre willing to fuck him after this kind of behavior that youāre less likely to leave him, since you already have some idea of what a shit he is)
Lensless: Honestly not a big panty thief. If you have sex with him and end up leaving your panties behind, heāll keep them and probably use them to jerk off (might even put them in his mouth as a gag), but heās less likely to actively steal them.
If you havenāt had sex with him, heās not likely to steal them. If thereās a laundry mix up of some kind and he ends up with a pair of your panties, heās coming straight to your door to give them back⦠and heās grinning like the devil at your blushing face when he does.
Shiesty: Like Mohawk, heās another proud panty thief who makes a show of keeping them as a trophy if he decides to steal them after you fuck him. Has a big grin when he does itāhe will hold them high over your head if you try to snatch them back from him. Unlike Mohawk, he may actually give them back to you eventually. That said, heās stealing another pair. He does this specifically to piss you off, but he still wants you to wear the cute panties he likes, so he wonāt hold them hostage forever.
If you havenāt had sex with him, heās not stealing your panties. If heās in any position to see your panties when theyāre not on you (a laundry situation perhaps), heāll pick them up and look at them, imagine how you look in them, but then heāll put them back before you know what heās doing. He very much hopes to see you in them at some point to compare with his imagination.
Omni: If youāve had sex with him, heās unlikely to steal them. If you leave them behind, heās actually likely to wash them with his laundry and give them back to you. He loves this, because itās a great excuse to subtly talk to you about sex again, while still looking like the good guy for returning them to you.
If you havenāt had sex with him, heās actually more likely to steal them if presented with the opportunity (particularly a laundry incident). Heās definitely using them to jerk off. He will try to sneak them back to you after you do start having sex with him, though. Heād be fucking mortified if you ever found out.
Markus: The least likely to steal your panties regardless of whether youāve had sex or not. Theyāre just clothing, he doesnāt care. Heās more focused on taking them off of you than he is on keeping trophies. That said, he is one of the worst offenders when it comes to ripping them. If youāre having sex with him, he does not recognize or care if theyāre expensive. If you donāt want them torn off of your body like tissue paper, take them off before he gets the chance, dear god.
Retro: WORST OFFENDER. Will proudly steal them from you almost every time you have sex. Even if you have sex away from the apartment, even if youāre wearing a dress or a skirt, he will make you go commando for the whole trip back. This little freak keeps a whole drawer for just panties that heās stolen from you. If you find the drawer and find panties that went missing before you were fucking him, he has zero shame about it. He doesnāt see what the big deal is since you ended up fucking him anyway.
If you HAVENāT had sex with him yet, he WILL break into your apartment while youāre not home to steal your panties (he broke in while you were sleeping once just to find Sinister standing over you like a fucking sleep paralysis demon. It was scary, and he does not want a repeat). The first thing he does in your apartment is sift through your underwear drawer, then heāll walk around feeling the fabric between his fingers while he studies your apartment for what you like, how youāre feeling, any information he can glean about you. Empty fridge? Thereās a good chance he could run into you at you at the nearest grocery store, so heās going to hang out there in the hopes of making the meeting feel natural. Keeps your panties in his pocket while heās stalking you, and will have full conversations with you while your panties are in his fucking pocket.
If you havenāt read Hey There, Neighbor on @glimmerfics , but you want to, here it is.











