Feb 15, 2014
why does the most sober person slip and fall and get bruised? fml
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why does the most sober person slip and fall and get bruised? fml
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drunk me dealing with drunkdu.
dom, gabe, and i had an epiphany last night. "with a little help from my friends" by the beatles is our housebitch theme song.
Classy Party Quotes
"Is plate a euphemism?" - Dom
Dom: Lick the rim.
Brian: Give it a rim job.
Dom, is there any way I can ingest the blue stuff? - Brian
Raisa: Dom, you already have a cracker.
Alex: *laughs*
Raisa: Well timed.
"He's like alcoholic Santa Clause." - Gabe (about Kieran)
Dom: It's because she's (Jinal's) a fob!
Sindu: But I know what that means.
"Joseph should be a religion." - Sindu
Dom: He likes being on his knees.
Erica: I don't get it.
"I wanna get more weave so I can get more hair." - Arthur
Kieran: Do you have more grapes?
Dom: No, but I have more ice.
"I don't kiss and tell." - Sindu
"Are you guys all drunk or just a bunch of idiots?" - Kieran
"It's just glaze... cinnamon rolls." - Dom
Erica: It's just an ice box.
Dom: It's a creampie.
Arthur: Erica Creampie Chuang!
"You can't have a beard and not like RDJ." - Dom
"I had a Sindu moment." - Gabe
some one-liners from sindu's surprise "congrats on the d" party.
Oh I could never make out with you. - Kieran
He grew wisdom with his beard. - Sindu
I would love to make out with your beard right now. - Sindu
*walks in on Kieran and Becky* This looks inappropriate. -?
Where's the banana? - Sindu
-- and a bonus from today --
Isn't Crate & Barrel that breakfast place? - Sindu
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