#simvlacrvms

♢~☆~♢ For @simvlacrums​ ( Hifumi )

    “Do you remember Poptarts? Gosh, I miss Poptarts sooooooo muuuuuuuch!” Unlike in America, where Poptarts are apparently cheap and plentiful, the rare snack is hard to find in Japan and expensive due to import prices. Yoichi hasn’t seen any in years and wonders if they just aren’t made anymore.

    He and his sibling-in-law are out on the balcony of the apartment; Gin at school and Niji having a handle of things downstairs during a quiet period for the café. Yoichi isn’t entirely sure how they got onto the subject of foreign snacks, but here they are.

@simvlacrums​: (Kitchen:) Have they ever burnt their food while cooking or set off the smoke alarms? What is one food they could absolutely binge on? Do they have a favorite drink? (Pop, alcohol, juice, milk, etc )(Bathroom:) How many showers do they take a week? Hot or cold showers? Are they a bath person? (Bubbles are optional of course.) (Bedroom:) Does your Muse let other people into their room? What is the last thing your muse searched for online? (Living room:) Do they fall asleep watching movies? How does your muse relax?(Outside:) How is your muse's sense of direction? Do they easily get lost?

♢~☆~♢ Household Muse inspired questions! --- Accepting

Kitchen! --- Have they ever burnt their food while cooking or set off the smoke alarms? What is one food they could absolutely binge on? Do they have a favorite drink? (Pop, alcohol, juice, milk, etc.)

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    Thankfully for everyone, Yoichi hasn’t burned anything severely since he started learning how to cook as a teenager. But the one thing that always comes out a liiiittle too dark are cookies. They mock him.

    He’s very capable of binging a bag of chips or semi-sweet chocolate chips.

    His favorite drink is mango juice!

Bathroom / Washroom! --- How many showers do they take a week? Hot or cold showers? Are they a bath person? ( Bubbles are optional of course. )

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    Yoichi tends to shower every other day. He avoids doing it everyday since that can cause his skin to dry out and this man haaaaaates cold showers. The bath ask has been answered here!

Bedroom! --- Does your Muse let other people into their room? What is the last thing your muse searched for online?

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    Niji is absolutely allowed in the bedroom since they sleep in the same bed. Gin is also allowed in, especially if he’s had a nightmare or needs anything. Otherwise, Yoichi prefers others to stay out of the bedroom unless he needs something from there and can’t get it himself.

    Probably an explanation for slang some teenager ( Izuku ) used and he doesn’t understand one whit.

Living Room! --- Do they fall asleep watching movies? How does your muse relax?

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    He tries not to, but sometimes Yoichi is so tired that he just drifts off. Sometimes he’ll also nap if he and Niji are watching something and he’s just not super into it.

    Yoichi will grab a book or comic, make himself some tea, get some comfy pillows and blankets, and chill with Aster on his lap while reading.

Outside! --- How is your muse's sense of direction? Do they easily get lost?

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@simvlacrums​: “Look, if movies being like 2,5 hours long is just gonna be the norm from now on then we gotta bring back intermissions. Please let me piss.” // from Niji!! it's too honest. I had to.

♢~☆~♢ Tumblr Posts sentence starters --- No Longer Accepting

    “I mean, that’s an absolutely fair stance to have in regards to movie theaters. But Niji, darling, frosted sugar pretzel of my heart---”

@simvlacrums​: “Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.” // from En

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    Yoichi lowers his comic book and blinks. It seems that his mind is struggling to digest what En said and what an appropriate answer would be. He can see both the logic and the sheer silliness of that statement. Wisdom in foolishness. Daigoro would be proud.

@simvlacrums​: note. give my muse a note saying: What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved. // from Daigoro!!

♢~☆~♢ 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃  &  𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐅𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 --- Accepting

❛   note .   give  my  muse  a  note  saying :   [ content ] .

    Yoichi takes the note with a nod from Daigoro, the two of them obviously bored in this sort of informal ‘past holders’ meeting that Hikage decided to hold. Obviously it’s needed for important reasons relating to safety and security and what to do should if they run into All for One.

    ( “Kill the bitch,” Niji answered instantly, followed by Hifumi sighing and saying “No, Niji.” then some back and forth that’s just gotten under control again. )

    So he opens the note and reads the joke written inside...and oh, Yoichi tries; he really does try. Sucks in his lips, hunches over, face red with the effort but---

@simvlacrums​: “Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it just becomes a soap opera.” // from Daigoro!

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    Being a lover of bad puns and all things ‘dad joke’ related types of humor, it takes Yoichi about 2.5 seconds to start laughing so hard he spews his drink of water across the table and partially out of his nose.

@simvlacrums​: chest. place your head on my muse’s chest + reverse // REST YOUR HEAD ON NIJI'S TITTIES YOICHI

♢~☆~♢ 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃  &  𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐅𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 --- Accepting

chest .   place  your  head  on  my  muse’s  chest .  + Reverse

    At first, Yoichi isn’t sure where he is, what time it is, hell, even what year it is. He just...woke up, so suddenly; reached out and thankfully caught himself on the corner of a wall. Blinking rapidly, a deep breath is taken and released in a series of muffled coughs while everything comes back to him.

    He’s home; the apartment above the café, it’s present day, there’s snow falling outside and he’s halfway out of a two story window!

    The albino yelps and pulls backwards, falling ass over heels into a heap on the floor and just laying there with his heart hammering away. Dear kami...he had been sleepwalking and probably thought he was back in his old apartment, on the ground floor, and about to go out the kitchen window again. Instead he almost cracked his skull on the snowy pavement below.

    Shaking harshly, Yoichi gets to his feet and slams the window shut with a loud bang, then locks it and sighs heavily. He’s cold now; from both the frigid night air and his near brush with needing to go to the hospital. Another breath, forcing himself to move out of the living room and back to the bedroom.