#simply-trash5

A brief but specific description. Well I am odd. I am short-ish, chubby, strange chaotic/emo old lady style with indigo hair. I am a cry baby Taurus. I LOVE sweets and candy. I wanna smooch everyone I meet. I cackle like a mad woman. I love music and anime. I romanticize everything and pretend I’m the main character. Animals are my passion. I am an avid nap taker. Oh and I love you 💙

HI BABY!!!!!!!! I already know this one, no doubt in my mind.

I pair you with:

LEE! The Handsome Devil, The King of respect and consent.

SLIGHT NSFW BELOW CUT

n e v e r  apologize for shikamaru brain rot i am h word for him and you are FUELLING ME

6. How do you look right now?

I have eyebags under my eyes rn but I think i look good. Lmao.

17. When was the last time you cried?

Last night. I cried over a naruto episode.

21. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

My uni projects:"

Dgsgsj just the thought of sleepyhead kakashi shirtless in a pair of sweats and stumbling around the apartment with his hair in a ruffled mess and his eyes even droopier than usual and his voice all husky-

and he gives you a kiss in the forehead-

51: Favourite food?

cheesy potatoes!

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

uhhh it is VERY CUTE but my boyfriend mostly calls me sweetie

Why I like them  

I love how he acts like he doesn’t care about anything but hurt one of his friends and he IS going to fight.

Why I don’t

LEARN TO TALK ABOUT YOUR EMOTIONS?!

Favorite episode/scene  

May I present you the ENTIRE ASUMA REVENGE ARC

Favorite season/movie

LOOK ABOVE

Favorite line 

I could say I’m not sad, but I’d be lying. The problem is the world won’t let me stay a kid forever, so I can’t lie around crying about it either.

Favorite outfit

I really have nothing to choose from... But I like his outfit in Boruto, strangely enough.

OTP

Well, duh it’s Shikatema

Brotp

InoShikaCho because I’m basic, but Also Naruto and Shikamaru because Shikamaru fucking CARES FOR HIM NOT LIKE CERTAIN UCHIHA BOY

Head Canon

After Asuma died, he paid for every lunch with InoShikaCho. Ino tried to say no, but Shikamaru had none of that.

Unpopular opinion

Again idk if I have one???

A wish

I wish we’d seen him using other things. Like, don’t get me wrong Kagemane no Jutsu is amazing, I just would love to see something more.

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen

IF HE DIES, I SWEAR TO GOD

5 words to best describe them

Caring, loyal, respective, lazy friend

My nickname for them

Tree boy (because of the way they sometimes draw his ponytail, I...)