#simpleagle

A couple of photos of @markiplier getting the new lucky flannel from @simpleagle during the signing at PAX West 2017

I love this so much @simpleagle @therealjacksepticeye - art by simpleagle pairs with Nathan Sharp’s shirt

“Something... something doesn’t feel right about this”

Goodbye.  I have been told that this behavior is not acceptable anymore, and will not be tolerated in any way shape or form.  I have been told that the people I call my ‘friends’ and the things I do online are sadistic cancer and must be cut out of my life starting tomorrow.  I will not have access to a phone or computer for a very long time, and when I do recieve these privileged machines back, I will not be premitted to return to these things I have enjoyed, and I will no longer have communication to any of my online 'friends’.  I will only communicate with my real life friends when I see them in real life.  There will be no more 'Markiplier’, 'JackSepticEye’, 'CrankGameplays’, ‘Game Grumps’, 'Daniel Howell’, 'AmazingPhil’, ‘Thomas Sanders’, 'Tumblr’, 'Instagram’, et cetera and so forth.  I will only indulge myself in things I can find in real life, such as books, music, paint, archery, the outside world, and 'real friends that care about me’.

I have been told to suggest the same to you all, and I shall.  I hope you all will find positive things in your life that do not come from a computer.  Friends in real life that you can see and touch and talk to by actually talking, nature, art, whatever you’re interested in.  I suggest that you all strive to find those things and hold on to them, because none of this is real.  All of the times that we have talked to each other, laughed, cried, argued, all of that, that’s not real.  These online 'friends’ of yours, they don’t really care.  And you all know this deep down.  I encourage you to close your computer, lock your phone, go outside, and do something.  That is what I am doing, and I will be happier because of it.  I am not depressed, I do not have anxiety, the doctors were wrong.  I am the problem in my family, and I will fix it.  I suggest you all do the same.  I am fine.  I am not 'weird in the head’, like I have so foolishly suggested in the past.  I just need to cut this cancer out of my life, and I will be happy.  So, I must say goodbye to all of you.

To all of my mutuals, it’s been real.  Keep being you, because you’re all wonderful.

To @magicmadiplier, thank you for being there for me.  I know that we haven’t talked a whole lot, but you have helped me in ways you probably don’t know about.  I will miss you a whole lot.

To the Band Gods, thanks for keeping me in the band loop outside of band season.  I wish I could have become one, but unfortunately I cannot.  Keep on banding, and have someone take over the position of the band-mom-who’s-not-a-mom-but-just-a-friend for me, okay?

To all of my inspirations ( @markiplier @therealjacksepticeye @crankgameplays @thatsthat24 @simpleagle @dogiplier @markiplierswhatifs and many many many more), thank you so much for what you’ve done for me.  I know that you are now categorized as ‘sadistic cancer’, but I still love you all nonetheless.  Thank you all, and goodbye.

To my real life friends, I will see you in real life.  I love you all, and I’ll see you soon.

To my internet ‘friends’, thank you all for being so good to me.  I never deserved an ounce of it, and took advantage of it, and now I’m paying the price.  But, I enjoyed our times together, so thank you for that.  I love you all.

Overall, everyone, I love every single one of you, and I will miss you with all of my heart.  But I’m being told that this is for my own good, that even though I don’t understand it now, I will thank my parents for doing this in the future.  I just need to buck up, stop being a special snowflake, cut this internet sadistic cancer out of my life, do as my parents say all of the time, and I will be happy.  I can’t say this in enough ways enough times.  I love you all so very very much, and I will miss you with all of my heart.  Goodbye, everyone.

With love,

@simpleagle is far more than a “Simple” Eagle,

They are a Saint Eagle.