#simons debt

You are to be his next victim, but be thankful he likes to play. Always secure the area you're in, because if there's an easy way to you he'll take it. At times acknowledging his presence can be enough to ruin his fun. Use what you have around to look him in the eyes and remove any dreams of ambush he may have had. Equipped at your desk is a panic button. Pressing it will lock the front sliding doors shut, stopping anyone from entering… that is if you hit the button in time.

"Oh, no, no, no. I am not doing this to you. The Game is doing this to you."

- The Executioner, The Waiting Room

Bonus: Lil gifs highlighting the man's doodle enthusiasm and coffee addiction

My bastard hitman and the bad bitch he pulled by being homeless-

I've been meaning to do a Mr. & Mrs. Smith style piece of Lucas and his badass, fellow assassin wife. At last, I've done it!

and after just 72 hours, we've done it!

sinking back into my wttg fixation hardcore and probably going to be doing some art/writing for it, so i figured i should make a quick-at-a-glance guide for me and @tacticalhimbo's portrayal/interpretations of the various characters (+my OCs bc i will not shut up abt them actually)

we've been into these games since the first release in 2016 so we've had. A LOT of time to develop thoughts and headcanons abt them. i'd say they're canon divergent but there's so little info about any of them in canon that i cant even say that EFV ASDGV they're practically our OCs now lmao so if y'all are interested in our take on them, thank you and i apologize in advance for the horrors we will be subjecting you to

also obligatory clarification: we're not following the canon wrt tanner. we started off writing him as a goofy, obsessive cannibal with no concept of boundaries and that's the way we're keeping him. only difference now is that he works with dead people more than the living and has the cure to cancer but can't share it bc it was obtained through "unethical clinical testing."

tl;dr:

Wakey wakey Welcome to the Gang! The first ACTUALLY complete compilation of jumpscares is here! Also threw in a DLC showcase, the intro sequence, both endings, and some other tidbits (mostly catching Lucas and the Kidnapper van on camera)!

"You're not my typical demographic, but… you will do."

This trained trafficker knows of your location and has been instructed to capture if the opportunity arises while he's parked nearby. Stealth is a priority of his, so keep your back doors locked. If heading outside take a good look at the surrounding street area for his white van. See it and you'll have to wait for him to drive off. Using your eyes alone will often not be enough to spot his vehicle's position. Secure yourself early, or question every time you walk outdoors.