#simone edwards

Do you use sarcasm?

Deven: nah, i’m straight up. say what i mean. Simone: i used to, but kids don’t understand it so i had to stop myself before i got in trouble.

What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Simone: the first thing they notice about me. i guess it’s leftover from being in school and everyone looking at you funny all the time. Deven: their vibe. is that a cop out? but i try to feel people out quick, because i know what i don’t like. people who stay looking over their shoulder? or who can’t handle their anger? i don’t fuck with that.

What’s your eye colour?

Deven: brown. she’s not answering this one. Simone: baby, i can answer it, it’s alright. my eyes are blue. naturally.

Scary movies or happy endings?

Simone: scary movies. Deven: i like when she watches scary movies, because she’s scary as hell. Simone: uh uh! Deven: but i prefer happy movies.

Any special talents?

Deven: hehe- Simone: no! Deven: okay okay, okay. i can lay down a track like nobody’s business and i build a hell of a treehouse. and she does this thi- Simone: deven! i’m a good cook. and i can do a handstand 6 months pregnant. Deven: yeah, that’s what i was gonna say. what did you think i was gonna say?

Where were you born?

Simone: portsim. Deven: both of us.

What are your hobbies?

Simone: what are those? no, i love yoga, running and cooking. video games too. Deven: video games, like she said. when the muse is really there, i like making music - but only when it flows. forcing it isn’t fun. it’s the same with coding. when it flows? it’s fun as hell.

Have you got any pets?

Deven: just one - our rottie, fiona.

What sports do you play/have played?

Simone: i ran track in high school. Deven: besides a pickup game here and there, or football in someone’s backyard? nothin.

How tall are you?

Simone: 5′6″. Deven: 6′1″.

Favourite subject in school?

Simone: math! Deven: ‘cause she’s a weirdo. i liked music and science. Simone: weirdo that couch tonight, how about that?

Dream job?

Simone: i really thought for a long time that i was gonna be his manager. but i don’t dream of labor, baby. Deven: i don’t know anymore. i used to have an answer but i don’t know if my reasons were right, y’know? i love my job now, it pays the bills, and that’s good enough.

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