#simon posts

some personal favorite memelord mode moments that i had yet to see posted to tumblr

We are having a hard time and may say or do something hurtful. Please know that it isn’t your fault; our coping mechanisms are just bad and it’s entirely on us. Interact with caution.

We are a very unwell collective of ~10. Here, you'll be hearing from:

lizard, it/he, host

Lestat, he/him, freeloader

Mercy, he/hymn, cohost

Simon, he/him, disgruntled employee (though he doesn't front much, and will usually use his own separate blog)

Siobhan, she/it, the mean one (Important: Shiv is very intense and will not hesitate to hurt anyone at the slightest perception of a threat. If she causes you any trouble, please let one of us know and we’ll work with it to resolve the issue.)

Maybe Smoke, but he’s kinda just doing his own thing for now

On this blog:

We discuss mental health issues and occasionally topics of drugs, religious issues, existential crises, childhood and sexual trauma, past abuse, unstable self-image, medical problems, self-injury, and suicidal ideation (among other things). We often forget to tag our posts, so this blog will contain some untagged vents, as well as general disorganization. If you are uncomfortable with that, our blog might not be very fun for you. Sorry.

Sometimes there may be NSFW. Apologies if we forget to tag. We're trying our best, but we still miss stuff sometimes.

No DNI, but we block A LOT, usually just people who are mean and/or triggering. It's usually nothing personal.

We don't particularly want to be involved in any discourse, it stresses us out and we don't often have the mental capacity to deal with humans and their drivel.

We experience dissociation and probably psychosis. I would appreciate if we could all be normal about it.

Also, if you know us outside of tumblr, please don't provide any information about us on here.

I'd like to keep my offline identity pretty vague, since l've had enough of internet creeps.

Thanks so much if you read this far and we look forward to tumbling with you <3

edit: if you have any questions specifically for Lestat, you can ask him directly @asklestat though we'll still answer any here, of course :)

edit: our Simon fictive has his own blog @uns33n-unh34rd-unc0ntr0ll3d !!

I’ll see ya on the other side, probably as a changed man, but until then I humbly ask that you pray for me or pour one out for me or give your dog a treat for me or shoplift something in my honor or bite someone idk I’m not the boss of you just have fun and think of us