Cyra and Odynia for @simblorbo-bracket's Baddest Butch Bitch bracket!
Info under the cut, because I talk too much.
Cyra
Full Name: Cyra (whatever other name(s) she used to have died along with her family.)
Origin: My D&D character from Balance of the Elements (abandoned)
Additional Info/Propaganda:
- She's a fire genasi storm herald barbarian
- Literally on fire at all times (I can't really show it in sims, but her hair is made of out fire). Talk about hot!!!
- Can summon a flaming metal quarterstaff out of her chest
- Grew up in the desert with a cult-like group of raiders inspired by Mad Max: Fury Road.
- Has a shitty ex-gf named Thalia who manipulated her into staying with a cult for years. Despite having run away/escaped, Cyra still has complicated feelings about her. (Toxic Yuri...)
- HAS A CAR*!!!! You know butches love their cars. (*: well, close enough.)
- Said car was stolen from the government/cops.
- Drives fast. Can and will beat you in a street race.
- Necklace is the car's "key". (It's powered by magic, that stone triggers the magic.)
The "car" in question:
Odynia
Full Name: Odynia Adrasteia Erinys
Origin: My D&D character from The First War Game (ongoing)
Additional Info / Propaganda:
- Aasimar Vengeance Paladin (+ 1 level in Hexblade Warlock)
- Sworn to the goddess Nemesis (Greek goddess of retribution)
- Sacrificed her eye to her goddess
- Looks damn good in armor
- Can summon black, feathered wings
- Has a sword made of metal from a meteor
- Looks like she can kill you, will actually kill you
- Seeking revenge against her brother who betrayed her and tried to kill her
- Currently stuck working as the bodyguard of a nobleman. Neither of them are happy about this.
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Dr. Purity and Rook for @simblorbo-bracket's Saddest Wettest Meow Meow Bracket
Okay, so I absolutely just had to enter these two. Not only are they perfect narrative parallels to each other in our dnd game, they're also extremely pathetic, and in one case a literal war criminal.
Details and extra pictures going under the cut, because this got really long. Uhh... trigger warning for a lot of death, violence, and literal torture.
Details - Dr. Purity
Name: Dr. Purity (alias, real name unknown). Other/past aliases include Dr. Meladria and Sigmar Passeone*.
(*: actually a corpse puppet he was controlling and using to befriend Rook.)
Why a SWMM? Where do I start with this man? He's a literal war criminal, personally responsible for the complete destruction of four cities and wiping an entire Fey kingdom off the map. He's a mamma's boy. His family was killed ~300 years ago, and he still has nightmares about it. His daughter was killed when she was a baby (or so he thought). Got called a pussy and a coward and was essentially bullied into becoming a villain. He kinda-sorta runs a cult. Wears lots of jewelry and puts flowers in his hair. He invented a super-serum. Lives in a metal box because he's still a coward. He was captured, tortured, and sold, and forced to work for an evil queen to make monsters. Now he just makes monsters (called Nightwalkers) for fun. He got pathetically attached to Rook, so much so that he ignored his own daughter in favor of him. Has no idea how to talk to people so he read a book with a fictional mentor character and filled every inch of the margins with notes of how to be that person for Rook. He's one of the most powerful people in the world but he held back from killing one of the people who sold him because Rook asked him to. We still don't know his real name.
Origin: He's the BBEG from my longest running Dungeons and Dragons game, which we call Black Desert, after the kingdom where it takes place. He was originally very connected to the party wizard's backstory, but now he has a much, much deeper connection with Rook.
Additional Propaganda: Well, if you want evil people who are sad wet meow-meows, then there is literally no better candidate than this man. He's basically a supervillain, and yet he could not possibly be more pathetic. Just look at his sulky face! He's a literal fucking war criminal, committed actual genocide, and yet... His pathetic manners and lack of social skills have bewitched me.
Details - Rook
Name: Rook (born Adrian Lockwood)
Why a SWMM? I call him my "idiot bastard man", and it's accurate in every sense of those words. Actual literal bastard son of a nobleman. Ran away from home and joined a pirate crew because he was terrified of getting stuck working a dead-end job for the rest of his life (he was 17). Had 6 great years sailing with his captain, who was the first person who was ever nice to him. He even had one (1) real friend!!! But the rest of the crew hated him and thought the captain was showing him favoritism, so he got given a drugged drink during a "birthday celebration" on shore, and given to a rival captain. She kept him and torture him for 2 years until he escaped. He met two good father figures but one of them turned out to be the BBEG (see above), and the other one died 2 days later. The day after that he got kidnapped again. He's been cursed by a demon lord so he has terribly nightmares and barely sleeps. He's convinced that his life has no value, and is self-sacrificial to the point of self-destruction. Keeps telling people who care about him very concerning news (mainly that he died) in really stupid ways. Has died 3 times, and has been pulled back from the brink countless more. Goes down at least once every combat / gets the shit beat out of him constantly. Was reunited with his one (1) friend and she immediately got killed because of his actions. Has no common sense. Extremely impulsive. Got told he was too reckless to be trusted with his own life. Gets bullied by major villains on a regular basis. Has taunted powerful people twice and gotten killed both times. Has no common sense. A capital L Liar, has never told the truth in his life. Hasn't properly buttoned a shirt in ~9 years. Other people knew that his beloved mentor and father figure was actually the BBEG but they didn't tell him. Had to see said mentor figure get brutally "killed" in front of him.
Origin: He's my longest-running Dungeons & Dragons character, and I have literally never been more obsessed with a character in my life. And completely unbeknownst to me I wrote him to be a perfect parallel to the BBEG of the entire campaign. Hence why the DM made said BBEG show up and be Rook's mentor... Fun times!!!
Additional Propaganda: I mean, just look at this shit:
^ that should say "unless", not "in case", I made a typo and didn't realize until later.