#sim anon

-Sim

*Sebastian has a hand on his chin as he listens to your rambling. He’s leaning up against the wall and allowing you to sit on his tail. Occasionally, he nods and passively agrees with you. Despite his curiosity at how you ended up working with Urbanshade, he kept his mouth shut and simply consoled you. You were clearly in a state, as your words weren’t super coherent.*

Bruh I honestly live for Sims drama so this message instantly caught my attention

Judd and Solly’s famous wife meet up together to abduct movie critics and drink some vacation juice while venting to one another. Solly and Demo get into fights with one another and sometimes each other, sometimes they even crash a movie set when their partners are there. 

Heavy serves some bomb ass Russian food while Scout serves up some good ass drinks but keeps spiking his drinks so when people go to the both they end up getting wasted while eating some good ass Russian food. 

Demo and Medic just hang out at home and break every item in the house just to piss everyone off, they also like to set fires and leave the house once they set them. Engie is left to fix everything and stop the fires before the entire house burns down, he goes stir crazy since he can never leave the house. Meanwhile Spy only leaves the house to flirt with women who happen to pass by but always gets the crap beaten out of him by them.

I know I ain’t a florist and I don’t exist in the Sims but boi I hope that florist is me cuz I’m all ready to marry that pissy Australian. But if she ain’t me, then those two are tending to the houses plants together and trying their best to ignore all the bullshit going on in the household.

NOOOOOO!!!! SOLLY NUUUU!!! SOLLY’S WIFE!!! THEY BOTH DESERVE BETTER!!!!

Why was she showering outside!? WHY WAS SHE SHOWERING OUTSIDE!!?? Goddammit why couldn’t the step son have died!? Why did she have to perish!!? I fucking hate everything ;_;

But like,,,grief stricken Solly trying to raise his baby girl. He keeps smiling at her even tho he wants to cry since she looks so much like her mom. Medic and Heavy have to hold him and comfort him while Scout plays her for a bit, just to give Solly some time to grieve 

How is Snipes gonna be a secret agent if he smell like piss all the time? He’s always leaving in the dead of night for work and Paisley stays up late, holding Emerson and praying that her husband will come back safe and sound. Snipes comes back later and wraps them both up in the biggest hug

Spy is just??? big confused?? He’s trying to take care of his twins but he just gets so flustered and confused. His spouse has to come in and take care of the twins for him. Late at night, Spy holds his babies in his arms and sings this a French lullaby as he rocks them to sleep 

Like?? Oh my god??? This is so??? Wholesome???

Spy marries them and is always attending their every show or watching a movie/show they star are. Is always there to give them a boutique of roses after every show and tell them how great they were.

Spy and Engie obviously have that intense neighbor rivalry. Still doesn’t stop Engie’s kids from visiting Spy and calling him their uncle. Spy sneaks into Engie’s home to steal his shit while Engie breaks into Spy’s house to break his shit.

Medic as a babysitter sounds like the worst yet best thing ever. Like he teaches the kid how to steal organs and how to bring people back from the dead but like, he kinda forgets to feed the kid or put them to bed. So the kid knows how to science but is hungry and sleep deprived. 

Good on Engie for kicking that bastard out! I was really hoping that Solly or Engie beat the crap out of him or maybe he died but moving out is just as good. Watch him have another kid tho >:/ that bitch

Holy crap this is the plot twist of the century!!!

I'm happy for Engie and all and I hope they're one big happy family but holy shit what's going on with the older son!?

Solly is just raising this kid while this kid's real dad just walks by like he just didn't fuck Solly's wife once and got her preggers.

Me @ that dead beat older son

Bruh I'm ready to throw hands with that ugly ass bitch and I'm ready to raise his children as my own if he ain't!!

But aww that's so sweet that they live with their partners uwu

Sniper and his florist wife just live a simple life in their little home and are always tending to their plants or taking in local strays

Solly will or probably has find a way to destroy his mansion and turn it into a raccoon sanctuary

Demo raided Area 51, found his hubby, and stupidly chooses to live next to the faculty where he stole his husband from like bro move somewhere else

Just like Engie, him and wife are just chilling in their home with their kids. Engie is finally away from his friends and doesn't have to keep putting out fires every weekend

Bruh I’m seriously gonna beat that older son’s ass. Someone needs to rip his dick off so he can stop spreading his seed around that poor town. 

Engie loves all of his grandbabies and is always ready to spoil them and play the guitar for them. Tho he’s always ready to beat his step son with his guitar and punch him with his gunslinger.