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This is an excerpt from a fic I started writing after reading Silverview by John le CarrĂ© and then realised Iâd never finish, because it was too unwieldy to plot, but since itâs @ted-lasso-au-gust and Day 10âČs prompt is Espionage, I thought I might as well leave it on here. Itâs a spy AU in a Notting Hill AU. How the hell is that supposed to work? you ask. Me too, friend. Me too.
Cover Story
âYou wouldnât happen to have the latest John le CarrĂ©, would you?â
Trent has to climb a little ways down the ladder to see the man speaking to him. Itâs one of the American tourists who wandered in after lunch. There are always Americans underfoot these days, trawling the aisles of the bookshop as if in hope of a meet-cute out of Notting Hill. Trent, as a rule, finds Americans tedious and does his level best to avoid them in all his lines of work; he achieves this in the bookshop by hiding in the stacks and leaving them to the tender mercies of his assistant. Unfortunately, this appears to be a particularly persistent specimen. Trent descends a few more rungs and braces himself.
âIs that the one with Brexit?â
âThe one with the bookshop.â The American has a very distracting moustache. He looks almost exactly like a slide Trent once saw in Disguises 101: How Not To Overdo It. He is also wearing multiple layers beneath his puffer jacket, like some sort of Midwestern matryoshka, even though the shopâs heating is working perfectly well. Trent is automatically suspicious of customers with many layers, lest they are shoplifters. But a shoplifter would not go to such lengths to gain his attention.
âIf you mean the posthumously published one, itâs not yet in stock. Shipping delays, Iâm afraid.â
âAinât that a pity,â says the American. âI was sold on the premise. A bookshop thatâs secretly a base for spy shenanigans? Tell me you donât want to see how that turns out.â
Trent removes his glasses, keeping his expression bland. âYou could put in an order, but if youâre not in town for long then I daresay there isnât much point.â
âOh, weâll be here for a while. Long vacation. Thought weâd take it easy, like the Eagles would say. Though this ainât Winslow, Arizona.â
âYou can place an order with Miss Bowen at the counter,â says Trent, after he has cast about for a response to that string of gibberish and come up empty.
âYou bet I will. If I could just - â The American reaches out, and Trent almost breaks his wrist on instinct, but he simply brushes past Trentâs sleeve and pulls a secondhand copy of Call For The Dead off the shelf. âMaybe we ainât see the last of le CarrĂ©, but at least itâs a first.â
âAh, ha,â says Trent, to mask his surprise that they even have a copy of Call For The Dead in stock. Itâs probably languished in here for years, unsold. âGood eye.â
âWell, I thank you for the consultation, MrâŠâ
âCrimm. Trent Crimm, The Independent.â
âWell, Trent, I appreciate you. Keep fighting the good fight.â
Trent blinks. âAgainstâŠ?â
âAmazon,â says the American brightly. âWhich, as an American, I apologise for.â
âEr, quite,â says Trent. âSorry about Brexit, and all that.â
The Americanâs name on the order form is Ted Lasso, which makes him sound like a fictional character. He collects his bearded friend from the philosophy section and they depart, engaged in a discussion so animated that Lasso walks into the shop door, rebounds with no perceptible damage and continues his argument without missing a beat. Trent and Miss Bowen watch them go, mildly perplexed.
âIs he a subscriber? I donât recognise either of them.â
âJust an ordinary customer, from the looks of it. He wanted to talk about books.â
âI suppose it must happen from time to time, in a bookshop,â says Miss Bowen dryly.
Trent crosses to her side of the counter, which is built in such a way that a customer, standing in line, would not be able to see what her hands might be doing. He leans down casually to check the automatic shotgun mounted under the countertop.
âHe was talking about the new le CarrĂ©. Itâs about spies in a bookshop, apparently.â
âOh,â says Miss Bowen, eyebrow raised. âIs it now?â
âYes,â says Trent. âWe ought to get hold of it quite quickly, I think. In case thereâs been a breach.â
âCome now.â She turns to him sharply. âLe CarrĂ© couldnât have written a novel about us. I mean, heâd never been in the shop. Weâd know, wouldnât we?â
âI daresay we would, Miss Bowen. But put in the order anyway.â
âCertainly, Mr Crimm. And did you want new grenades on top of that?â
âI did, yes, thank you for reminding me.â
âOf course.â A pause. âWe are quite sure that man wasnât a subscriber, are we?â
Trent scoffs. âWhat, that guy? Come on.â
Silverview comprises a kind of trilogy with the last two novels that were published while le Carré was still alive. All three books follow internal affairs investigations within the Circus, concentrating on the internal machinations of the intelligence bureaucracy rather than the external adventures of the spies in its employ. The short novel A Legacy of Spies revisits the double-agent operation from The Spy Who Came In From The Cold, casting the plot that made le Carré famous in a considerably less charitable light; Agent Running in the Field, meanwhile, follows a pair of British spies who both betray their country for separate but noble goals.
The tone of these novels is somewhere between rueful and accusatory: If George Smiley praised intelligence work because it gave him âthe opportunity to payâ his country back, the characters in le CarrĂ©âs final novels are downright hostile toward Britain, excoriating its âminority Tory cabinet of tenth-ratersâ and its âpig-ignorant foreign secretary,â now the prime minister. Itâs only a matter of time before the intelligence âdeep stateâ begins to follow the dictates of the idiots running the daylight government, and whatâs a spy with integrity supposed to do then? Thus the act of unsanctioned disclosure, which in the Smiley novels figures as the ultimate betrayal, figures in these novels as a natural function of conscience for those imprisoned in the secret world. The final trilogy wheels back around on the figure of the double agent, reframing the act of defection not as a tragic betrayal of political ideals but as an essential structural feature of a duplicitous society.
John le CarrĂ©âs Genius for Surveillance (The New Republic)
playlist: wizardcore!!
<333 !! Iâm so glad that u sent this & that it finally spurred me to start compiling a more through wizards-only playlist; so just excerpts here ig!
My Stick! / Bad Lip Reading
Rat Queen / TMGÂ
Open a Can of Human Beans / Dukes of Stratosphear
Black Stone Wielder / CandlemassÂ
Its Only Me (The Wizard of Magicland) / bnl
In the Hall of the Mountain King / Tesla Coils
Bodâs Message / Essential Logic
Waltz for Gretchen / Andy CreegganÂ
Le CarrĂ©âs final complete novel was published in October, in the week of what would have been his 90th birthday. Having made his fortune, Julian Lawndsley has left the City to run a bookshop in East Anglia, where a meeting with an eccentric Polish Ă©migrĂ© and former spy draws him into a web of intrigue. The cast of characters, including several husband-and-wife spy pairings, are compromised by secrets, loyalties and allegiances both professional and familial, and no one, least of all the Service itself, is innocent. Valedictory, with a final turn of events that ends surprisingly but pleasingly in a cock-up, this is a satisfying coda to the career of the finest thriller writer of the 20th century.
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âAnd when all that was done and dusted, he would ask him frankly, man to man: who are you, Edward â you who have been so many people and pretended to be still others? Who do we find when weâve pulled away the layers of disguise? Or were you ever only the sum of your disguises?â
oh my GOD so for Reasons i am only just getting around to watching the xmas edition of saturday kitchen with james acaster and ed gamble that aired on 6th december
and at 24 minutes in, this happens:
James: Are you gonna massicate them? Ed: What? No! James: ...Andi said it earlier. Presenter: Macerate? No, cos you macerate sweet things. Ed: Also, masticate's chewing stuff up, so I hope he's not gonna do that.
@silverview is this merely a wonderful coincidence or did you take inspiration from another of my classic smartarse/idiot blorbo pairings in writing the one of them that's in the delightful fic you gifted me for xmas???
either way you should have seen the grin on my face when we witnessed this moment :D talk about an easter egg XD <333
thanks to the wayback machine i now know how reece announced his upcoming appearance on bakeoff
absolute props to the lad, this is incredibly funny to me