#sillyinternetgoatee

bro!!! br o b ro B R O i bloody love you!... and i bloody love this blog!...

I LOVE YOUR URL

im 4'9, complete edgy teen but only inside my head, hates showing off and secretly enjoys hugs, loves sports, cats, fiction, and joking around! is perfectly fine with offensive jokes but will never say one myself, is super chill and never smiles (duh sometimes tho) loves laughing but i hate my laugh, fangirl, silent but ear piercing squeals, “hnmng”, loves children, games, role playing, rpg, actually cannot stay in one spot without getting drowsy, LOVES SMOL CHILDREN, sleeps a lot bc always waits for that one person, my word is my bond, a pinky promise cannot be broken, scored super wise in a d&d chara quiz :^), 7 charisma tho so that kinda sucks, “that sucks”, “!!”,accidental staring contests, actually really stares, >:O, BEARS, red roses and yellow roses are my aesthetic, “whats a sexuality”, naturally cold body temperature, philosophical questions and theories, normal thoughts are shower thoughts, super suuper bad hearing, “pardon?"x5, glasses, has like 9001 adopted fictional children, ugly, all bones but eats like a pig, i can literally lick my elbow, is not flexible, at all, cant even touch toes even with smol height, will mock myself along with others, contemplating my existance pls wait on hold, inhumane is a compliment, rawr does not mean i love you, pfft who needs friends, quantity is better than quality, will die from lung cancer without even being the one smoking, fluent in a lot of language pronunciation, but crap memory, no lies srsly, blows raspberry when nervous or tripping, LOVES CHILDREN.

as violent as your chapters ever were, this one was def the scariest for me;; nevertheless still super adorable 🖒🖒👍👏👏💯💅👀👀💯🐵🕊🕊🕊📣📢🙆🙆🙏🙏🗣🗣👥