#sillybuilds

my cousin built me dave strider in minecraft

ok so this isn't exactly a grand build but I made an extremely poorly thought out chicken pit to collect eggs. It's a 1 block wide 3 block deep drop covered by a trapdoor, with a ladder so I can get back out and two more blocks mined out on the bottom level for a little more chicken room. I set it up way too close to my house so I can constantly hear the clucking, and the chickens seem to be maybe climbing the ladder a little bit? because their heads keep clipping up through the door. terrifying

Back when i was a wee young lad i built a functional fnaf game inside minecraft and i lost it and im still mad at mysefl

Not sure if this counts as something I built but I DID build an underground farm w/ livestock and and put a sign saying "world's first underground farm! Admission five cents"

one big dirt box for living inside

when I was like 8 I drew a super ugly patterned house completely out of wool in creative mode and I was so proud of it at the time. I really wish I hadn't deleted that world : (

Comedically elongated creeper statue housings a bridge

this is in no way a build but I tamed seven wolves, dyed all their collars and named them after the names in the chorus of mambo no. 5. I also have a wonderful lesbian horse named Elevators with a beautiful donkey wife named Mambo No. 5. Their son is a mule named STEAK, and that's pronounced as you shout the word steak. I like naming things weird.