Oct 14, 2020
Sometimes life is getting super hot Chinese food and burning the roof of your mouth/ part of your gums but refusing to stop eating because it’s delicious but then later eating an apple and finding that it’s fucking burning where your mouth got burned earlier but once again your rabid goblin brain goes “heehee apple good” and you just cannot be stopped and somehow you fucking break the apple in half in one hand despite knowing damn well you have no hand strength and yet still you go undeterred until you drop both fuckin pieces of the apple onto your keyboard and you have to accept that this is your life now In other news my mouth hurts a little and my keyboard is a little sticky
