#silly devil

He was ambitious and goal-driven, intelligent, and had an extremely thorough plan for exactly how he would take over the Hells and what changes he would be making - he liked to tell her all about them in great detail.  Would he make a good ruler of the Hells?  With her limited knowledge...sure, why not?  As his friend, she was more in his corner than any of the other devils - granted, she didn’t exactly know any of them.

There was one teensy, minor issue.

It wasn’t his fault that the word was already tainted.

It wasn’t his fault that every time she heard the title, the image of a pizza with so many toppings was the first thing to enter her mind.  Pepperoni, sausage, peppers, onions, olives, mushrooms…

It wasn’t his fault that every time she thought about the title being announced before him in some pompous, royal manner that she could only think of someone calling out a pizza order for a customer.  “Archdevil Supreme for Raphael!  Archdevil Supreme-!”

But she had absolutely no idea how to go about gently urging him towards a slightly different title, especially when she didn’t exactly know their hierarchy naming schemes as-is.  But she had a couple suggestions in her pocket.

"Super Archdevil" was too saiyan-y.

She was personally fond of “Best Devil” and was considering making a little placard with it for his desk. 

And what happened to just good ol’ “King”?