#silly cake

*Turns Robespierre into a slice of cake*

Happy new year India! :D

Today was Sonic the Hedgehog's birthday and Sonic the Hedgehog is one of my brother's absolute favorite things and he's been really depressed lately so we decided to celebrate but the only reasonably priced cake at our grocery store was in the shape of a cartoony lion face but luckily the store also sells Sonic the Hedgehog cereal which has a giant image of Sonic on the box that I was able to cut out, attach to a skewer, and stab into the lion's face.

Believe me, my dear, your future is with David, not with a silly cake like me. One day, I'll be back. Yes, I'll be back. Until then, there should be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just advance in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine. Goodbye, Susan, goodbye, my dear.