You would be surprised about the Anti-Enter Fucker Agenda around here

thank you <3

Ryoutarou: It’s pretty hard, I’ve had women walk up to me and slap me in the face randomly before. I’ve woken up in jail a couple times, but Hana always bails me out.

Honorable mention: Shinjiro Aragaki. Adorable human. (Most characters are just great so I’m leaving out so many others that I love, heh).

Imagine Shida experimented a little with his potion recipes and decides to test it out on the old people of the estate. Why? Shida's reasoning was "Well, if something goes wrong, at least the test subjects were already old." Nice reasoning, Shida. He gathers Grah, Bran, Eltri, Lorand, and Weiss at the cafeteria under the guise of a nice lunch. Once they've finished, the Executioner raises his glass, which is filled with a regular drink. The others raise their glasses too. "Cheers.""Cheers!"Once they all drink, a cloud of smoke engulfs them all......and when it clears, they've all turned into younger versions of themselves. "W-What happened?!" Grah demands. He's without a beard now, and his hair is shorter and more silvery in color. He still has an eyepatch, but the eye he does have is sharper and a clearer blue. "It appears we have gotten younger," they hear a small voice say. Grah approaches the window where Eltri's branch had been peeking through only to find a smaller tree there, like one you'd see in a park. "I am smaller...""Fool!" Bran, who's also without a beard and with a much younger complexion, shouts. "Of course you've gotten smaller! Anyone with eyes can see that!""What's the meaning of this?!" Weiss, who...looks like a young adult, asks angrily. His hair simply looks shorter, and he's not wearing anymore glasses. "Shida! You were the one to organize this! Did you-""Save your breath, you doormat." Shida rolls his eyes. "I admit, I tricked you all into drinking the potion. I did not, however, think it'd turn you all young again."Lorand, who looks incredibly different with lighter yellow hair, ponders about the effects. "Incredible... So this aged us back... I feel younger too. Perhaps Dean will stop referring to me as 'Gramps' now.""Yes, they'll call you...what is it, 'bro?'" Bran huffs. "Ah, but no more senior discounts at the bakery... Quite a dilemma!""That's seriously the most of your concerns?" Weiss irritatedly asks. "Crazy old man...young...man... Whatever!""You're already starting to talk like a hooligan!""Pardon, Shida," Eltri taps the Executioner on the shoulder. "Why were we chosen for your experiment?""Ah, that. You see, if anything bad were to happen, say, death, at least you old folks had your fulfilling lives already.""I'm not old!" Weiss snaps. "Before, I mean! In fact, you're as old as I am! And so is Rashil! Why isn't he here?!""Because I have respect for him.""You pompous little-!""Will you two 'chill out' as they say?!" Bran intervenes. "Stay out of this!"Lorand and Grah face each other, unsure what to do. "What'll we do about this?" the Taskmaster asks. "Hm... I would...parade around as a new Unit.""That doesn't sound so bad... Let's do it."The two depart to have some fun with the other Units, leaving Eltri to watch Shida, Weiss, and Bran continue their argument.

Imagine Selena, Vargas, and Lance having some bonding time sometime after Lance was finally summoned. They're sitting around a fire (yes, lit by Vargas' hair) by themselves, away from their Summoner for once. "I can't believe it..." Selena smiles. "After all this time, I kinda lost hope that we'd all be reunited.""I know, right?" Vargas laughs. "Thanks for finally joining us, Lance.""Heh." The Pikeman leans back a little. "I'm glad you guys are here too... Now all we need is..."He pauses. There's a brief silence besides the fire crackling. "Yeah..." Vargas pokes at the fire with a stick. "The others...""You think it'll work if we ask them to join us again?""Hm... Maybe..." Vargas looks up. "Hey... Eze? You up there? You listening?""Yeah, you should join us down here!" Selena calls, cupping her hands around her mouth. "It'll be like old times!""What're you guys doing?" Lance asks, confused. "I don't think talking to the sky's gonna get them to come down...""What? Didn't you come because we called you?""Well, maybe... I don't even remember to be honest...""C'mon Lance!" Selena urges. "You should ask Eze too! Then he'll come down!""If you say so..." Lance gazes up at the starry night sky. He clears his throat awkwardly. "Um...hey, Eze. It's me, uh, Lance. You should join us, y'know? We'd love to have you back here... It'd be like old times...""Then we could ask Atro and Magress to join too!""Y-Yeah, what she said. So, how about it, old friend?" The Pikeman smiles faintly. "Come down soon, okay?"Suddenly, there's a commotion arising from the Summoner's campsite. Bayley comes running up to the trio, excited. "Guys, nya! You need to see this!"She leads them back to the campsite. There, in front of a recently opened silver Summon Door, stands a familiar-looking blond idiot. Some other Units gather around as he grins confidently at the other Heroes. Selena's eyes light up as Vargas takes a step forward. Lance simply stands in shock. "S'up guys?" Eze nods. "Heard you were calling?""We need to talk to the sky more often," Lance mumbles.

(It was meant to say "Lunaris stalking Sodis.")Imagine Sodis notices Lunaris following him everywhere, but not interacting with him in any particular way. He notices she kinda stands in the shadows wherever he goes. If he's in the training hall, she's watching from the shadows of the pillars. If he's in the cafeteria, she's hiding behind a plant. It's a little unnerving, to say the least. As Sodis lies in bed at night, he feels as if the shadows watch him. They probably were, I mean, Lunaris DOES have that sorta power. Sodis is eventually creeped out to the point where he asks Aryuto for advice?"Lu is following you? Of all the girls in my fanclub, she's the only one not in it..." Aryuto laments the next day in the cafeteria. "It still unnerves me... Why is she watching me?""Maybe to steal your clothing.""That's... That's the best answer you can come up with?""That's what happens whenever Farlon and I are in the same vicinity. Wait..." The Light Warrior looks around cautiously. "Shoot... We shouldn't have met in public again...""Y-You mean...?""GET 'IM!!" Luna suddenly shouts. In the blink of an eye, many girls from from the rafters above and almost catch the brothers, if not for a shadowy barrier sucking them in. "What's happening?!""I don't know!""Calm down," Lunaris' voice gently says. "I'll bring you to safety."When the men open their eyes, they're against the side of the main building. Lunaris stands there with a small smile, as if she'd just accomplished something. "You..." Sodis gestures to inside the building. "I saved you," she laughs. "And I know I'm freaking you out, and I apologize, but there's not way I'd let the fangirls steal you, Sodis.""Um, excuse me?" Aryuto waves to her. "Where were you when Farlon and I were attacked?""Oh... My bad...""You have our thanks, Lunaris," Sodis nods. "So... Is it alright if I watch you both from the shadows?""Sure, but not at night. It's creepy.""But... I don't watch you at night."