whenever doctors do shorts or vids on infants and rare diseases that catch them unaware like sids or early diabetes, you always have these whack jobs in the comments going:
"YoU ThInk ThIS haS SoMeThIng To dO wItH AlL thE cHeMiCalS We PuMp InTo InFaNtS"
OMG YOU ABSOLUTE GENIUS!! YOU FIGURED OUT THE DAVINICHI CODE!!
We only had an infant mortality rate of astronomical value AFTER vaccines!! It all makes sense now!!
psssst! diagnosis does not equate death. Just because we can name an illness and treat a baby, does not mean eventual fatality.
SUDDENLY WE HAVE ALL THESE SURVIVING BABIES INSTEAD OF A SPIKING MORTALITY RATE, AND ITS A PROBLEM!
Have you ever thought that an infant surviving would be the issue?!
The babies dead, but holy shit at least I didn't give them the 'tisms. Would have fuked up my whole existence and reputation. I wouldn't be able to show my face and *checks smudging on hand* Klahdandum.
LEECHES ATE THE BABY!?!? They smelled the vaccines in that lil sucker and went for the bluud! Shouldn't have gotten them poked!
TROLLS STOLE THE BABY AND USED IT IN THEIR ALL VEGAN HAIR GEL?!?! Damn those vaccines claim another innocent labuba.
FAIRIES RAIDED THE CRIBE AND LEFT A CHANGELING?!?! How dare my distant cousin get the jab for that sweet child! Barbarians!!
MY BABY IS ONLY A WEEK OLD, I WILL GIVE THEM RAW HONEY, RAW MILK, AND TAP WATER. But I will kill anyone who comes near my child if they so much as snorted their inhaler.








