Oct 22, 2024
Janus: I don't know what you're talking about.
Virgil: *hands Logan a flash card*
Logan: *reading* "Me when I lie."
Janus: Real mature, Virgil.
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Janus: I don't know what you're talking about.
Virgil: *hands Logan a flash card*
Logan: *reading* "Me when I lie."
Janus: Real mature, Virgil.
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Remus: I made fruit salad!
Janus: Why is there an egg in it?
Patton: The fruit of nature!
Logan: Isn't fruit the fruit of nature?
Janus: And that's the kind of statement that tells me it's time for me to leave.
Remus: ...
Janus: ...
Remus: ... You haven't even budged.
Janus: My conscience is still telling me to leave but I'm mildly interested and I haven't listened to my conscience in years. Tell me more.
Roman: *fanning himself and smirking* Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Virgil: *oblivious* Yeah, it is kind of warm. *unzips sweatshirt*
Roman: It’s fucking me bitch.
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*on a video call*
Virgil: Go home.
Roman: I am home. Well my house home.
Virgil: There's another one?
Roman: Yeah. *points at phone* Right there.
Virgil: I didn't realize I was as fat as a house.
Roman: NOOOOOOOO. The home is where the heart is dummy.
Virgil: Oh I have some of those buried out back.
Roman: Ugh
(source)
Patton: You sure you don't want to come to movie night with us? You always seem so busy, it might be nice to relax.
Janus: Well I certainly don't wear a lot of hats.
Logan: Really? I've only seen you wear the one. Though I suppose you could be wearing any number of smaller hats underneath the visible one...
Roman: *about to explain it's an idiom*
Virgil: *enjoying the look of regret on Janus's face* No, wait, I want to see where this goes.