Dated 10/25/33
((Featuring @kottkrig‘s nastiest boy, transcriptions under the cut))
Banshee Loyalists Bound For Incarceration
By the dozens, Banshee Loyalists are being manacled and dragged off to holding and processing facilities where they await trial for their involvement in the Banshee Queen's War Crimes. Varying widely between the publicly devout to the allegedly innocent, Forsaken, Orcs, Trolls, Goblins, and anyone else suspected of keeping affiliation with the now-ousted Warchief are being rounded up by the Origrammar Guard with little questioning or evidence, and in most cases, without warrant. Handfuls of the accused have been quickly exonerated, correlating strongly with their access to attorney, or signing plea bargains for significantly reduced sentences, but receiving a criminal record all the same. But most citizens apprehended in this manner have not been seen since. Orgrimmar Guard has been questioned on the whereabouts of the missing prisoners, but had no comment to offer. The actions taken by the Orgrimmar Guard currently are reminiscent of just a short time ago during Garrosh Hellscream's reign as Warchief, where his Kor'kron freely acted as an extension of Hellscream's tyrannical rule...
V&M™ BURIED IN BANSHEE’S SCANDAL!
Vigor & Morris™, a longstanding pillar in the Forsaken community, exploded in the scene shortly before the Cataclysm. Since then, they had built a strong and trusted reputation as the Forsaken community's premiere supplier of Un-Life Aids and Creature Comforts of the Night. However, documents have been uncovered by Horde Internal Investigative Affairs that show their direct connection to the Banshee Queen's now-criminalized War Campaign. As such, Horde Leaders have deemed it wise to seize their assets and shut down their operations shortly after their Investigators uncovered their ongoing Blight Manufacturing, well after the post-Banshee Blight Ban was instated (which was immediately ratified after the Banshee Queen's abdication of power). Archibald Vigor and Terrel Morris had this to say in an official public statement: "We here at Vigor & Morris™ have only strived to serve the Forsaken community through ethical business practice and quality product. Our politics are irrelevant to our business model and we will be prepared to face all charges in the court of law. That said, we do not condone the manufacture of Blight or other products designed to bring harm to anyone, Living or Un-Living. The Horde's overreach in this instance will be fought through litigation. Until then, we ask our loyal customers to continue to purchase what remains of our fine line of modern innovations...
Silverpine Man Breaks World Record For Health, Labor Code Violations
Local restaurant owner and notorious figure amongst the community, Sidney "Sid" Scapula, was unavailable for comment due to sudden disappearance shortly after delivery of violation notices were made. His establishment, The Bloated Rat, is largely designed and marketed to serve undead customers but recently extended its reach to appeal to the living as well. Shortly thereafter, the complaints were submitted rapidly: "Even if the food was fresh, and it wasn't, the conditions of the establishment are well below that of any side-street food cart in the dingiest alleys of Orgrimmar. I shan't eat here again!" - Tolaryn Dusktender "A horrible experience. I got halfway through my Pit-Roasted Mutton Sandwich before it changed into a human hand. It was clearly polymorphed and I am extremely traumatized. I honestly went there specifically to be friendly with...
