#sibling soap

Brother!Johnny who stands in your room, stares at you, then flips you off, turning off your light and slamming the door shut

Brother!Johnny who says ‘no’ when you ask him to pass you the remote but does it anyway

Brother!Johnny who when lying on the couch, brings his feet close to your face to annoy you

Brother!Johnny who convinces you to ask your parents for a take out for dinner because he asked last time

You, who asks to stay at Johnny’s apartment when you have an argument with your parents

Brother!Johnny who always makes sure you’re heard when your parents don’t listen

Brother!Johnny who always pays for you when you go out together

So reader goes with their family to tap Johnny out and so reader starts recording, pushing the camera into his straight face.

“Was your momma home when you left?!” They laughed, to themselves. “What did you do with your submarine?”