As soon as Matías enters, the door shuts behind him and the room goes completely black for a second. A gentle voice says ‘loading, loading’ and then, after a few second ‘complete’.

[♫♫♫♫]

It stays dark for a long time and then...

There's honestly nothing. The lack of light honestly begins to wear on your spirit. He keeps expecting something to happen and yet, nothing ever does. For a long, long time, this darkness goes on. It might even be... peaceful. And yet, he can't help but feel the other shoe's about to drop as the room seems to rumble. Matias looks around for a source but the room remains dark, it's just shaking tremendously. A thick fog pours into the room from somewhere and begins to damage already slight vision. on closer inspection, or smelling, he begins to realize that this is actually a heavy smoke. He can't help but cough under the pressure, his throat burning and a dead smokey taste filling his mouth. Finally and perhaps too suddenly, lights shine into the room and it seems portray a variety of scenes. Scenes of brutality and unfairness. As if watching from a security camera, he sees bank robberies and shootings. He sees innocents shot and then falling into a bloody mess onto the floor. He is able to see, and yet do nothing, as crime takes place all around him. Every time someone dies, the image flickers to another, with each wall supplying a new image, a new look into tragedy each time.

Useful can be all manners of things, one supposes. For morale, for a job, to make your life easier... so surely something here would be useful, if you kept an open mind. Matias puts in his two coins and waits for his rewards. He doesn’t have to wait long to get two objects...

Cowboy Hat: Bring the wild wild west to the very very cold with this fashionable cowboy hat! Guaranteed to either make people think you’re cool or want to shove you to the ground.

Matias is pretty dead-on there. Though some people like to hoard them, for whatever reason. The machine hums with life and then spits out two items for two coins…

Lint Roller: Perfect for rolling off that lint.

The coin does in fact fit and it plops in with a satisfying clink. It rumbles a little before shuffling to stop, the tray below opening to reveal...

oh lord. Warning: NSFW

where does one even begin

became a nun at the age of 18 because the pretty much assumed that it has to be that way

took a vow of celibacy, which includes mentally

gets off on punishment for not thinking holy thoughts

endless cycle of getting turned on

probably came during a sermon at least once

calls anyone who isn’t catholic a sinner

is exactly that one super religious kid in school that kept trying to get you to come to their youth group, but whenever you refused called you a lost soul and said you were going to hell

actually also calls some catholics who are doing it wrong sinners

gets off on interacting with sinners

is just a ball of sin in human form

was apparently possessed one time and had to be exorcised

unhealthy and disturbing attachment to local bishop 28 years her senior, Father O’Bailey.

Your fave is problematic: Darkdeath Evilman

look at his name

look at his outfit

that’s not enough?? ok.

named his sword and loves it more than most people

did the same thing with his gun

has heart shaped cut outs on his thighs

shouts constantly. he doesn’t stop shouting

has tackled at least three people

made berh sad(?) :(

he uses that fake 13th zodiac because he thinks it’s cool

wore a linkin park shirt and hasnt even heard their music. hes a FAKE FAN...

wore socks over stockings

doesn’t wear shoes?? ever?

likes devil may cry too much

doesn’t need much provocation to try and stab someone

puts on bat wing-shaped eyeliner religiously every morning 

sleeps by hanging upside down in a tree?

probably says “you will rue the day!” seriously

oh youu [waggles finger]

Who would throw the other in the pool:

Takeo would probably throw Lana. But more like hug her, pick her up, and jump in like that. 

Who is the better carer when the other is sick:

Takeo is great at taking care of people! and we’ve seen how much Lana panics haha... tfw ur bf has some weird disorder.

Who would force the other to do extreme sports with them:

Uhhh?? Neither of them really would..? I feel like Takeo would if either of them. Just “C’mon Sve-chan, it’ll be fun!!”

Who would cook the better romantic dinner:

I’m so so rry for answering Takeo each time ;>3> But he’s the cook, the chef, the “makes-tiny-cakes” guy.

Who would build the blanket fort in the living room:

.... I imagine Lana doing this would be really cute. Takeo totally would too.

Who would have the best holiday ideas:

Lana could make holiday robots???? That’d be so wicked cool, Takeo would just tangle himself up in decorations and giggle a lot.

Who would need to clean out the other’s stuff to make room for their own:

Purge his room, Lana. Please. He doesn’t need all of his junk, even if it’s really orderly.