A joke I came up with...
Friend 1: I need to tell you something. It’s serious.
Friend 2: You can tell me anything.
Friend 1: I am gay. Friend 2: You are my closest friend, nothing could change my opinion about you!
Friend 1: Don’t you mean I am your...closet friend? Friend 2: ..... Friend 2: --------- ( ο - ο) --------- I hate you.















