#shoutinginstereo

Good animation is no excuse for terrible annoying characters.

I was exploring my world one day and saw a lone zombie near a lava pool. I tried to kill it and fell in myself. Lost my diamond pickaxe, 50+pork chops and about 30 iron ore but luckily the rest of my shit was back at base.

I died in a lava pit in the bowels of the earth beneath my newly made mountain temple across the river from an active npc village that I was reigning over as god. I'd gone down and fetched four buckets of lava to go beneath the glass of my mountainside hot tub and wound up falling off an unsteady edge long after I stopped collecting. While on my way out.

I was excited because, well, at least I can just respawn in my bed for the first damn time and it'll just be another shot.

Wrong.

Onions are the best part, though. A burger with no onions is just sad.

NIGGA ONIONS IS THE MOST SUBJECTIVE SHIT IN THE WORLD

This legally makes you a claimant to the crown. Now go fight this baby and earn your rightful place as king.