Apr 7
Heya hotelslice! Happy Asexuality Day! In honor of today, I got you a gift. It is something called a ‘WebP’ file. If you’d like, I can text it to you!
"I don't know what that is, nor do I want it."
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Heya hotelslice! Happy Asexuality Day! In honor of today, I got you a gift. It is something called a ‘WebP’ file. If you’d like, I can text it to you!
"I don't know what that is, nor do I want it."
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Hello Baxter do you like my beautiful fanart of you # fish # scimence
"I don't know what compelled you to create this. It isn't even accurate."
i’m sorry. the ghost of yassmas past possessed me
Idk if I believe you tbh...
slay boots the house down mama yes god
what
a plague of locusts.
You swarmed them :(
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Your graduating class might make a good meal, but you know who else does? I’ll give you three guesses.
"Certainly not you."
What if you piloted a giant mech or something. Or even just had prosthetic extensions of your limbs controlled by your movements. You could basically be tall without trying to make your own body taller!
"Intriguing, but largely impractical. I would not sacrifice the precision of my own limbs for a cosmetic alternative. Additionally, I have no interest in building robotics."
I have a plan for how heaven can convince sinners redemption is worth it. You guys need to form a barbershop quartet (you, Lute, that weird kid with the tall hat, Emily) with those little outfits (the kid can still have a tall hat if he wants I GUESS). Yeah, a lot of the redemption stuff is happening down there, but what incentive do people have to go to heaven? That’s right, awkypella. Aquapela? Four people standing in a row singing their tunes. Like Weezer but different. Weezer without the guitar riff.
"...While I appreciate the suggestion, I will not be enacting it."