#shmurdapunk

nah, not really. you either buy the noodles or buy a ramen bowl.pack and then it's just getting your broth right and choosing meat and veggies. i'm totally not touting mine as anything close to or resembling authentic, tho, i aint that damn full of myself lol

The dude they had as Harry was a good Harry, but I'd sacrifice that in a minute for Idris Elba as Norman and Gobby not looking like Moldy Rumplestiltskin.

queens is where my sister tried to fight somebody in the red lobster parking lot

it is but yall dont have to send me messages to say happy birthday or nothing bc 1) it's tedious answering them all 2) im kinda fucked up and 3) idk i always feel weird and on the spot but reason 3 is not as important so yall feel free to just reply to a post or like whisper it to yourself and touch my url/a pic of jay-z on your screen idk 

I think so? I'm still not clear on what I'm actually going to be doing. Right now I'm just watching training videos on how I shouldn't bribe government officials or sexually harass anybody. The location is a 1000% improvment on my previous situation though, and nobody sent me home in horror or made me want to flee, so I'm chalking it up as a win for now.

I hope it will help you now or the next update!