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Today’s gift is by @shittyromcom for @not-dirk-strider! Title: Falling for U Author: MallBRATgirl_911 Rating: GA Summary: Gaara is a barista and Lee is a soccer player who has a crush on him.

They meet at a coffee shop and Oscar is a writer who frequently goes there for the free WiFi and decently priced coffee. Chris is a barista who constantly flirts with Oscar whenever he can. Chris uses the worst pickup line and says the worst jokes and Oscar would never tell him but he thinks it’s really cute. Chris starts think he’s annoying Oscar because Oscar seems to never do anything but give a polite smile and only occasionally plays along. So Chris stops and Oscar hates it because it was actually the high light of his day. So he ends up asking Chris if he’s seeing anyone, assuming that’s why he stopped the flirting and playful behavior, but Chris just gets confused and tells him no and why would he ask that. Oscar says because he stopped the flirting so he just assumed, Chris laughed and shook his head and explained he thought he was just annoying. So Oscar tells him it actually always makes his day then gives him his number and that’s when the big gay mess starts. Also Oscar only ended up confronting Chris after he had a crisis over it to his best friend who said he should just ask him if it bothered him that much. But like my point is it’s gonna be a big gay mess with lots of Chris being the most flirtatious person to ever walk the damn planet. Oscar is that gay™️ who is always tired and uses “I’m gay” for excuses when it comes to some things just to see if anyone will challenge it

Ezra Miller and Andrew Garfield are both aspiring musicians who live in New York. Andrew was born and raised there while Ezra moved there with his girlfriend to find inspiration for his music. They meet when Ezra is lost and in distress on the subway and Andrew, who has been watching Ezra freak out for the last twenty minutes goes up to him as is like “Are you alright there, buddy?” And Ezra looks up at him and goes on a rant and gives Andrew his life story about how he moved to New York for his music and how he was living in a shitty apartment with his girlfriend of three years but now she says they’re not working out and and that she wants to move back to Vermont and be with her family again. So now he’s got to find someone else to live with because he can’t support himself on his part time job at a comic book shop and he was so busy worrying he got lost on his way home on this god damn subway. Then he catches himself ranting and he apologizes. Andrew tells him it’s okay and that he’s actually looking for a roommate because his is moving to California, “actors, am I right?” So they move in together because they’re both high key desperate. So Andrew makes music kind of like Sam Smith while Ezra makes music like Harry Styles. Anyways they slowly fall in love and they find all their songs being about the other. So there’s a lot of fucking pining. Then one day Andrew is like, “I want to play you something for you” and then everything clicks. Then they become boyfriends. They collab a lot but they don’t do the whole musical duo thing because they don’t want to ruin their relationship over musical differences. They become semi popular and everyone lives for them expressing their love for each other through music and love when they collab on songs. They’re also social media kings.

anyway thank you for coming to my hockey TedTalk

HAHA OH NO-  be strong, my friend. As long as you’re not from Long Island, and haven’t been to a Margaritaville, there’s still hope!!