#shitdogsdo

So my dad came into the house from outside where he and the dog had been playing with her ball and as the dog trots past him he says “What an absolute dumb*ss.” So my mom pokes her head out of the kitchen and says “Oh? What’d she do?” and he points at my dog like “This little idiot of a furball tore a chunk out of her ball, so I threw it again and went to pick up the little chunk, and when I turned around the dog was running back without the ball.”