Descartes was one kinky son of a bitch
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Descartes was one kinky son of a bitch
Tam Saylor

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[Descartes] got his little girl at the end but in pursing her his sins caught up to him and he died
Satan’s Spawn
I've got less faith in this table, but I've got more faith in this hammer
Angus the Thunder God
I smash up Brian's phone (sorry about that)
Lord Clarkey
The textbook is a bit harder, but with a bit of extra work I am able to smash it to pieces
The Almighty Clark

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Send your laptop to the manevolent demon in the IT office
Lord Clarkey
A Typical Philosophy Lesson
So Mr. Clark walks into the room, wielding a tape measure menacingly. It is rumoured he can accurately measure any object to three decimal places. He expertly lengthens the measurement and analyses the length and width of the communal table. With a swift flick of the wrist, Mr. Clark retracts the tape measure back into its case and sheaths it into his belt. With a low chuckle he jokingly remarks "The closed-off room would be great. We could order some catering, maybe even an all-you-can-eat buffet." The class nod in agreement, scared to displease their leader. With a flick of his well-combed hair, Clark leaves the room, leaving behind a trail of pure Goodness.
Santa's workshop is basically a Nike factory
Angus