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Two Sides of the Coin
I awake from a nightmare. The Sleeping Girlfriend stirs. SGF: "No, of course, you're right." Me: "What am I right about?" SGF: "Just that there are two sides to each coin to every issue." Me: "What issue is that?" SGF: "..."
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What problem?
Sleeping Girlfriend: "Highway highway highway." Me: "Hm?" SGF: "Oh my God, they're all just sitting there like..."What problem?" Me: "Who?" SGF: "..."
Reading
Sleeping Girlfriend stirs suddenly.
Me: “What are you doing?” SGF: “Just...reading.” Me: “Reading what?” SGF: “The world.” Me: “Is it a good story?” SGF: “Nope.”
Two Worlds, One Family
Sleeping Girlfriend sits up. Points to herself. Point to me.
SGF: "There's your world...then there's the new world." Me: "Whose world would that be?" SGF: "I'm not familiar." Me: "With what?" SGF: "The geography." Me: "The geography of what." SGF: "Of the new place." Me: " Whose place?" SGF: "The Salespeople."
The Bind
Me: "I need you to move over." Sleeping Girlfriend: "I can do that" (doesn't move) M: "What time do you have to get up?" SGF: "All the way." M: "What?" SGF: "You can put it all the way up, that's fine." M: "Put what all the way up?" SGF: "The Bind." M: "The what?" SGF: "The Spine." M: "The Spine of what?" SGF: "Of The Bind." M: "What Bind?" SGF: "of the bar?" M: "What bar?" SGF: ..... M: "Are you gonna move over?" SGF: "Yeah." (doesn't move.)
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> Lady at work: > 'You'll need at least 24 stainless steel pans > Me: > 'Stainless steel pans?' > Lady at work: > 'Yeah, those silver ones.' > Me: > 'Oh, you must mean these aluminium tin pans. They are aluminium. See how they can be bent and stained? > Lady At Work: > 'Same thing.' I don't even...
Shit My Mortuary Science Professor Says...
Imagine being cremated alive? NOW THAT'S a heartwarming experience!
