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General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - / SLAMS FISTS ON TABLE / I’M GONNA KILL THEM/ I mean, uh -- Yes. They shall last for, well... Ever - > v> Or... WILL they? They’re both pretty much immortal unless one of them were to be killed. But I’d NEVER think of that, how could you EVER THINK.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Oh man. Slowly. It’s weird and confusing for the both of them too haaaaah! HAHAHAHA! / cackles about the angsty bbys /

How was their first kiss? - Wasn’t their first kiss brought about by a meme and then they proceeded to tease each other greatly an TRY to outdo each other? Just IMAGINE their first romantic kiss though. Their first MEANINGFUL kiss and one that isn’t just them trying to tease each other. Yes. Yes I love.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - AZEL

Who is the best man/men? -Uh... UH. Uh. Me. It is me. Just kidding. Layth, from within the shared body, is the best man.

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Banshee

Who did the most planning? -Both together, as they try to understand this whole wedding business

Who stressed the most? - Both

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Everyone

Sex:

Who is on top? - Wow why does she fight with a lot of these people for top? Probably because she loves being in control. I can see them arguing over it of course and even some nights they just go ‘well whatever FINE no sex.’ and that’s that.

Who is the one to instigate things? -Both are responsible for this..

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Probably until they are both satisfied.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - More than likely yeah. Unless they wanna be stubborn butts to each other and be all like ‘haha i got MY orgasm you don’t get one!’ cause I can see them doing that to each other. Butt-faces they are.

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? -TWO. Two. > v>

How many children will they adopt? -None.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Dark would probably try to stick Azel with all the diaper work, but he’d be like ‘bitch no it ur turn.’

Who is the stricter parent? -Both?

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -Neither. Bad Azel & Darkie BAD!

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -Neither?

Who is the more loved parent? -Both probably. If not Azel.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?Neither

Who cried the most at graduation? - Neither

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Both

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Azel can cook, right?

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Dark barely eats and stuff... Does Azel eat?

Who does the grocery shopping? -Layth, come save the day and take over that shared body so that neither of them go steal shit.

How often do they bake desserts? -If Azel likes sweets and stuff he can do it whenever he wants!

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat?

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -Imagine Azel trying to to this to be cute and romantic omg. Like not even for an anniversary cause I’m not sure if Azels knows about those things but Darkie doesn’t. But Azel just wants to be sweet and cute and TA DA dinner. Or like he does it when she’s pregnant since she’ll be SO hungry while carrying their children.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Azel? Or neither.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Maybe both?!

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Dark leaves it to Azel, Azel doesn’t do it just to get on he nerves, mini-argument ends with either a make-out session or cuddles because they’re weirdos like that.

Who is really against chores? - Probably both

Who cleans up after the pets? -Dark

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -Both

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -Neither

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -Azel

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Both?

Who takes the dog out for a walk? -Dark

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -Uhhhhh no clue. Probably not too often unless Azel wanted to cause Dark doesn’t care. Not sure if Azel would care. He’d probably pester her about it JUST to get on her nerves tho!

What are their goals for the relationship? -Their goal would be for them BOTH to fully understand their feelings and why they care so much about each other and get jealous when others hit on them and such. They’ll probably talk and try to sort this stuff out, help each other understand it.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -Azel

who’s the cuddler: BOOOTH both both both!CUDDLE WARS!

who makes the bed:Kage but again... Darkie would ruin it.Or say something like “Now that it’s fixed, let’s ruin it together.” And pin him down just to teas and rile him up.

who wakes up first:They both barely sleep as dark being rarely need sleep. {We both seem to have that headcanon eeheeh }

who has the weird taste in music:Kage likes JB *SHOT*JK but Kage probably does.

who is more protective:KAGE. Kage kage kage.He's so very protective of his Darkie it’s so cute. <3

who sings in the shower:Def. Darkie.I can see Kage poking fun at her for it too.

who cries during movies:Kage bby

who spends the most while out shopping:Kage -- Don’t take Darkie shopping.DON’T TAKE HER IN PUBLIC EITHERthose are big no no

who kisses more roughly:Darkie poopsies.

who is more dominate:DARKIE USUALLY, but hot damn Kage’s went dominate on her before and it’s just -- Oh boy.

gets jealous the most:Both.Both jelly-muffins.

one headcanon I have:UhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHI don’t really have one tbh, huh.

nicknames:Kage calls her DarkiAnd, of course, she calls him mean things as terms of endearment.She has yet to come up with an actual nickname for him but she’s trying.

who’s the cuddler: Me Uhhmm, hmm. Depends on the situation I guess cause Darkie is a secret cuddle-lover and gets super cuddly after sex and sometimes craves random cuddles if she loves you. Though Helios would probably want cuddles more often than Darkie does.

who makes the bed:Helios. Darkie wouldn’t bother AND being the little bitch she is, she’d ruin it on purpose after he fixes it.Morning routine --Helios: All fixed now.Darkie: -YANKS the blanket away- NOPE MINE -Takes the pillow, hits him in the face- NOPE YOURS -flips the whole bed over- NopeHelios: ... Note to self; nail the bed down to the ground.

who wakes up first:Darkie rarely ever sleeps sooooo Helios is technically the first to wake up.Oh no he goes to sleep cuddling Darkie and wakes up to an empty spot next to him multiple times. Think of the notes she’d leave --

who has the weird taste in music:Helios probably.

who is more protective:OH NO. BOTH?! Well no, probably Helios.Darkie’s just possessive and jealous for the most part and won’t really care if he dies or not. But she clearly grows out of THAT after a while.

who sings in the shower:Darkie.She breaks in one day, no Helios, uses his shower and is singing {Her singing is gorgeous too} and Helios just bursts in like ‘HEY HOWS IT GOING?!’

who cries during movies:Helios u baby

who spends the most while out shopping:Helios channel ur inner womanAlso pls never take her shopping she’ll steal the things she wants.

who kisses more roughly:Darkie is a rough lady - Just u wait Helios.When she gets the hang of things ur in for a rough sex life --

who is more dominate:Darkie, once she gets the hang of it and all.Or is Helios the dominate type as well?

gets jealous the most:I WANT TO SAY BOTH maybe.Again Darkie’s jealousy rises up from her being overly possessive.What’s hers is HERS, man. Do not touch.

one headcanon I have:Zelda probably wouldn’t approve cause for one HELLO THAT IS A WANTED CRIMINAL and two ‘what the fuck she looks like Link -- Is that DARK Link? ‘Miss’ Dark Link? WTF HELIOS THIS IS NEARLY INCE-- I mean uh uhm HELIOS WHY’

nicknames:I’m sure Helios would call her Darkie, it’s common.xDAs for Darkie... Well, her nicknames are insults tbh.Heli-fucker, Stupidos, Moron, Idiot, Fuck-Face.Yeah she’ll come up with a LOT at random times just to try and be mean.