Zim Headcanons.
So last night when my internet went out me and Jess were texting each Zim headcanons.
Tim wants to introduce Zoe to Henry eventually as "daddys special friend" Tim wants to be the only person Zoe sleeps with. Greedy bastard. Zoe hates Faye and is going to bribe her hairs dresser to mess up Faye's hair and spread rumors of her having stds Zoe continued sleeping with other men until Tim made it official,even calling Tim's name while in another mans bed . Whenever the mayor needs something dropped off at the police station, Zoe insists that she do it. Zoe loved to tease Tim that his hair was getting too long but when he got it cut she complained that there was nothing to hold on to. Zoe let him use the handcuffs. Tim loves it when Zoe trails her nails along his chest Tim told Zoe how much he regretted his marriage to lily. One time Tim said "olive juice" really quiet to get Zoe's reaction. She called him an idiot and blushed. Zoe actually cooked him breakfast, but claimed that she had just made too much for herself. After Tim caught the peeping tom they didn't talk for a couple days. Zoe then texted him saying "I could use a police officer right now. He texted back asking if she was alright and she answered "no. My bed is empty." Zoe bought Tim a nice watch which she left under his pillow after one of her visits with the note "so you don't run out of time for me." Zoe's two favorite things in the world are falling asleep in Tim's arms and waking up back in them. One time Zoe flirted with one of Tim's trainees just to get his reaction. For some strange reason, that trainee was failed. Zoe finds his bed more comfortable than her own. One time she made him wear his tie and hat in bed. He left his shirt at her place. When he came back to get it, she was waiting wearing only his shirt and a pair of heels. Tim almost convinced Zoe to make a sex tape but she refused in the end. Tim hates the way other men are always staring at Zoe. Zoe knows that and she even held his hand in public to give them something else to stare at. Tim uses the pillow Zoe uses when she's not there because it smells like her. Tim gave in and eventually asked Zoe out on a date. She tried to be nonchalant about accepting but that was ruined when she jumped on him and showered him in kisses. Zoe invited Tim as her date to her office Christmas party, where Tim almost punched the mayor in the face. Zoe once saw James kiss Tim when they were drunk and never let him live it down. She asked him if he wanted her to start wearing a fake beard to bed. They say I hate you instead of I love you every time. When Tim complained about low funding Zoe "fixed" some of the mayors papers to give them a bigger budget at the station. When he's being grump Zoe calls him Timmy or asshole and tells him she still can't stand him before kissing him. One time, when texting Tim to pick something up on his way to her place she accidentally said "on your way home" she freaked out and texted quickly "you know what I mean." Tim told Zoe that he would sleep with Faye until she stopped sleeping with other men. She told him that if he ever mentioned Faye again she would make sure he never got layed. She stopped sleeping with other men, but still flirted. A little while after she stopped sleeping with other men Zoe got a pregnancy scare. It was just a fluke, but she never did get the image of her and Tim's child in her arms. Once when they were out an old "friend" came up to Zoe and started flirting. She turned back around to Tim and told the friend she was busy with something far more interesting. Tim flipped the friend off. Zoe started to realize how strongly she felt for Tim the night he stayed over after installing the cameras. She realized there was nowhere in the world she would rather be than in his arms. Later on, Zoe got in a bad car accident and got a scratch on her stomach. She worried about it ruining her looks until Tim told her she was beautiful and that it added character. Tim wonders what it would be like to be married to Zoe. Further on into the relationship, Zoe left a jewelry magazine open to the wedding ring page. Tim got the hint but took forever to propose because he messed up so much in his last marriage. Tim was so happy when Henry gave Zoe a hug for the first time. Tim fell hard for Zoe some time after the peeping tom hunt started but before his diverse was finalized. When her and Tim started living together and were going to be married Zoe told lily that she in no way wanted this to affect Henry's relationship with either of his parents especially Tim. Zoe told Tim about how one of her teachers took advantage of her. He was the only one who knew and the only one to see her cry since she was a kid. He just held her that night. Tim told Zoe how truly upset he was that lilys daughter wasn't his. After many many years, Zoe gave him a daughter that was. When Tim first told Zoe about how messes up with relationship with lily was, she didn't lie to him. She told him that he fucked up. She also told him that she loved him for the first time that night. He couldn't say it back yet so he just kissed her. Whenever they fought it just reminded them of how they started out and led to the bedroom.
