notes:

they're both bug squashers except with spiders, which they let live in their home or escort somewhere else

vierna, despite being conservative with spells, despite probably having a fraction of nepenthe's hp, will disintegrate anyone who threatens her wife in front of her

cha is probably vierna's dump stat

lyrics:

"Then say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime Let me lead you from your solitude Say you need me with you here, beside you Anywhere you go, let me go too" — All I Ask of You, Phantom of the Opera

"And maybe if you called out for help Then I could help you outrun yourself" — AURORA, Your Blood

they’re obnoxious. they’re that annoying couple in the hallway who are making out and you can’t get by them

crow tries to squish the bug, it gets stuck to her hoof, she screams in disgust and has to scrape it off on like 5 things or dicentra has to come rescue her

di can be cis or trans depending on the day so I just call her a woman

dicentra is hilariously protective of someone who was level 11 but she’s been that way the whole time they’ve known each other

lyrics:

“Oh, 'cause I keep diggin' myself down deeper I won't stop 'til I get where you are” — Halsey, Graveyard

“The saints can't help me now, the ropes have been unbound I hunt for you with bloodied feet across the hallowed ground” — Howl, Florance & the Machine

iona is very horny but hides it well. she’s that ‘woman cozily cupping mug secretly thinking about getting absolutely railed by girlfriend’

theotae doesn’t ‘cook’ so much as she just has staff cook or buys dinner, but it’s still more often than iona cooks for herself

the age gap number was completely accidental

theotae’s awkwardness has more to do with herself and her feelings around iona than a general awkwardness, that’s how I interpret that one