#shionposting

i wonder who ate all my carrots?

there’s something about a shared circumstance bringing otherwise different people together that always makes me so joyous. in any other universe these people would probably never interact, save for a brief moment in passing, but because of their collective crimes and the happenstance of paradox live they’re forced together!!!

and despite the fact that it was more of an obligation at the start, where they had to be amicable to each other (cough, kenta), they slowly got used to one another and much like a little ecosystem ended up having their own strange form of symbiosis (LOL)

cuz kenta doesn’t HAVE to help shion sneak out, nor do they all have to turn a blind eye to each other’s actions, but they do because they’re in a situation where it’s honestly just more mutually beneificial to help one another.. and you could rationalise it by saying Well if shion gets stuck inside he gets more annoying etc etc. but.. we all know there’s a little bit of a bond between all of them

• How I feel about this character

mentally ill. he’s my favourite fucking guy to ever have fucking guy’d he pisses me off in ways that only god could comprehend i want to eat his face (romantically/sexually/cannibalistically/angrily idk your choice)

i am spending too much money on his ugly ass i have written billions of fanfictions and drawn him on all the pieces of paper that make their way to me Ew. I also poured lube all over his standee out of anger one night and it has haunted me since

I want to get inside his brain and pick apart every little thing i think that if he were in a girls band series he would be the funniest guy ever they should let him join afterglow Etc

oh also the thing that happens to his skin happens to mine and every time it flares up my sister’s like “ewwww you’re like shion grossss 😕” I Appreciate That She Associates Him With Me Even If It’s Negative . she also stuck a printout of him into my roof in my room over my bed. haunting.

• All the people I ship romantically with this character

uhhh i like tomashion and i like allenshion. mostly cuz tomashion is cute and ummm allen and shion would be awkward and terrible and i love trainwreck ships. hokushion is fine but it’s defo not my fav 😭😭 i also want shion and eiden from nu carnival to meet and get freaky RIGHT NOW

• My non-romantic OTP for this character

kenta and allen 🙂‍↕️ partially tainted by my bias cuz they’re my other favs but kenta is so fucking funny and allenshion is even funnier when it’s not romantic

• My unpopular opinion about this character

a lot of people misinterpret his trauma i think 😢 and how he reacts in situations??

• One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.