#shinyfurfrou

Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, then make 10 new questions.

Rule 3: Tag 10 people and link them to your post. Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

1.) Favourite joke?: I'm pretty sure my actual favorite joke would have me lynched by tumblr so

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

2.) If you could have any pet legally, what would you have?:

The funny part is, in my state, I pretty much CAN have any pet legally as long as I apply for a nontraditional livestock permit, have a health certificate from the state veterinarian, and conform to USDA standards if it counts as "dangerous." But on my shortlist of bizarre animals I'd actually consider having? I'd like a farm, and I'd like to keep a couple reindeer. I think they're adorable.

3.) How do you like to handle stress?:

Depends on what kind of stress, mostly I shut down and become a whiny bitch. However sometimes I become the alpha bitch and everyone else is my little bitchling.

4.) What was your favourite video game 10 years ago?

The sims. That answer hasn't really changed.

5.) What is the last song you listened to?:

Sail. It got hardcore stuck in my head.

6.) What was the last movie you watched, and how was it?:

I saw Maleficent. I didn't much care for it. I've been meaning to write a very detailed summary of why I didn't much care for it but that would be work, and we all know how I feel about work.

7.) What is a skill that you wish you could have?:

UGH SO MANY. I wish I was good at guitar, or riding horses, or playing the harmonica, or ice skating, or parkour, or fishing, or dog training, or cooking, or even just plain being able to do my own fucking hair, makeup or nails.

8.) What is your least favourite chore around the house?:

Vaccuuming. I put it off as long as I can stand to.

9.) If you could chose your name, what would it be?

October.

10.) What is your favourite soda flavour?

Cream soda, bitches. In a glass bottle. Hell yeah.

1. Do you collect anything? What is it and why do you even like it that much you weirdo?

2. Do you have a car, can you drive? Do you want to learn?

3. What is the most complicated pet you've ever cared for

4. Have you ever had a paranormal encounter?

5. Does the ever present lingering knowledge that you will someday die ever frustrate or scare you?

6. Do you ever itch on the inside?

7. Have you ever drawn a naked person? Care to show it off if so?

8. Does this look infected to you?

9. What is your favorite candy or sugary treat?