Temari, in battle: Prepare yourself for pain. You are a mortal walking among gods here. Do not underestimate me, for you would be gravely mistaken. I will crack your bones and bathe in your tears, and when these streets run red with blood, yOU WILL KNOW THE NAME!
Shikimaru, to random person standing next to him, holding baby Shikadei and a little flag with “#1 Wife” on it, pointing: Thats my wife :) I love her :))
Temari, kicking the shit out of her opponent: FEEL MY WRATH MOTHERFUCKER!
Shikimaru, shouting: We love you sweetie! You’re doing great!! :DDD













