#sharpie cube

Legendary Planeswalker - Ok

+2: Eat a food token.

+1: Target artifact or creature moos.

-5: Change target artifact to creature oops.

5: Cation “create a token that’s a copy of target create five of those tokens.” this was involved in most of my turn one wins, this ranks fifth because i barely pushed this card to its limits, the way we were ruling this could copy spells and abilities but i only ever exiled it with Mo’s Ridge and created six copies of Mo’s Ridge.

4: Unto Nature “destroy target destroy target exile card.” removal was kind of dogshit because even though all creatures have haste (home rule) creatures usually do their shit on etb. our rulings were on the fly and terrible though so this could destroy cards on stack. cannot stress enough the importance of counter spells when a card that reads “glimpse hole” is the the draft. boring but also really funny to counter a turn one play and then remove two lands.”

3: D “you may have D etb as a copy of any card d.” very funny, when i made this my only thought was a one mana copy spell. @jodahpologist cracked this card wide open and cast 12,000 copies of her and won with Exodia + Venser, that shit really does say “any card.”

2: Mo’s Ridge “hideaway (this lands enters the battlefield when it does, look at your library and exile one face down and put the rest on the bottom of your library.) T: add G. you may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost.” i adore this card, obviously good however we had a home rule where you put a land from hand onto the battlefield turn zero so the second player could like counter a spell or something. as a result most of my wins involved Mo’s Ridge turn zero targeting Cation.

1: Worm “Create 3,366 9/9 blue kraken creature token.” god i love this card, i love Reef Worm as a regular magic card and drawing on her was the only time i had the “what am i doing i’m ruining such a beloved and wonderful card” thought during the whole cube. but my sacrifices paid off i have a big dumb grin looking at her while i write this.

wanted to use some old bulk of mine for a potential cube draft, so touched up on some cards and while I was at it couldn't help but make a few funny ones

Legendary Creature - Fox Advisor

1 W W

3/4

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Spells you cast have affinity for permanents.