Aug 1, 2016
This movie is a masterpiece.
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This movie is a masterpiece.
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They dressed robot hand chick like Black Widow did they think I wouldn't notice?
trustmewithyoursecrets replied to your post: What the heck is sharknado?
no, not enough said! I’m still incredibly confused
okay basically a hurricane hits the LA area and it's full of sharks and the sharks are attacking people and it's all global warming's fault and it's an awful movie but only in the most beautiful of ways
wait how did it end then?
haha. i pretty much just posted about it. but basically the MC's initial love interest then hooked up with his son and he got back with his ex-wife and they exploded the tornado, which is apparently how you stop tornadoes and also he got swallowed by a shark and then cut himself out with a chainsaw and then the girl that got swallowed after falling out of the helicopter was also in the same shark so he pulled her out and they brought her back and everyone was covered in shark guts and kissing at the end and the daughter was a huge fifth wheel.Â
also at the end of the movie, the screen went dark and then said "fin"
harrytheheteroclite replied to your post: I’m enjoying your live blogs more than the movie omg
FIN
that was my favorite part.
also i was disappointed that nova's real name wasn't either a shark or fish pun.
also the way he cut himself out of the shark and then she happened to be in the same shark and she was then revived by doing mouth to mouth once and no actual cpr.
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I'm enjoying your live blogs more than the movie omg
haha, thank you for this. i’m just pissed i hit the post limit right before the end of the movie, which ended up being the best part!
What the heck is sharknado?
Sharks + Tornado. ‘Nuff said.
Lands inside great white shark. Has a chainsaw to cut himself out