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Tag five people to do this meme~

Tagged by: izaya-wonderfuldays-orihara and asktsukumoya. The informants love me. Chu.

1. What is your name? Will Smith.

2. What is your real name? You are not stupid then, it’s a shame you found out this quickly I gave you a false name. 

I’m Kishitani Shingen.

3. Do you know why you were called that? The surname or family name is a name added to a given name. Since Japan bases its society on a patrilineality line, I was given my father’s family name. As for my name, I have never asked my parents about this choice. Perhaps I should I have. Too late I guess.

4. Are you single or taken? Happily married for the second time, with my lovely Emilia.

5. Have any abilities or powers? The power of adults shouldn’t be understimated.

6. Stop being a Mary Sue. I can be whatever I want, but I might get offended you define me only as a Mary Sue.

7. What’s your eye color? I do not know myself anymore after wearing this gas mask for so long. However, since I’m Japanese they are probably black or dark brown.

8. How about your hair color? I believe people would define it as chesnut brown.

9. Do you have any family members? I have an extended family now! I already knew something was going on between Celty-kun and Shinra, but to think Celty-kun would actually accept my son’s love. I have to admit I wouldn’t expect that. So with Emilia, Shinra and soon Celty-kun as my daughter-in-law, I have three family members.

10. Oh? What about pets? Do frogs and lab mouses count as pets? 

11. That’s cool I guess, now tell me about something you don’t like. O-- so many things I don’t like! I could talk about them all day, but I don’t want to bore you. 

The first thing I don’t like it’s filthy polluted air. That really bothers me. Arrogant, rude and ignorant youngsters too. When Celty-kun bullies me it’s not nice. The same goes for Tsukumoya-kun. One day I will learn how to send spam to that informant, always sticking his nose into my private life.

12. Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing? Looking for unique and rare objects and new entities I think it is a quite stimulating activity.

13. Ever hurt anyone before? Mmm---.... I think I did hurt someone, but it wasn’t for an evil cause. Celty-kun might agry with me.

14. Ever….killed anyone before? As far as I know it never happened. Until I’m Hollywood and I don’t know about it.

15. What kind of animal are you? Humaning being, more precisely homo sapiens sapiens.

16. Name your worst habits. My worst habit? I do not think I have one. But suddelny appearing from nowhere it’s something people define as scary.

17. Do you look up to anyone at all? Egor-kun! Who wouldn’t?

18. Gay, straight, or bisexual? Sexuallity is not a simple matter to describe. Due to my life experiences though, I am quite sure Emilia proves my heterosexuallity. I wonder how Shinra’s preference could be defined as.. Dullahansexuallity? Fairysexuallity?

19. Do you go to school? I’m flattered you mistook me for a youth, however it has been so long since I left school, years pass so quickly.

20. Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day? I already am married with Emlia and for now one weird kid is already enough.

21. Do you have any fanboys/fangirls? Maybe at Nebula. But I don’t think so, even there most of my colleague avoid me.

22. What are you most afraid of? If I said aliens no one would believe in me right? Then I will answer with the polluted air to kill my organism.

23. What do you usually wear? A doctor’s white coat and the gas mask.

24. Do you love someone? Emilia! And my son Shinra, even though he doesn’t seem to return my feelings. *wipes imaginary tears*

25. When was the last time you wet yourself? I am confused. Do you mean the last time I wet my bed or the last time I soaked myself under the rain? I don’t remember the last time I wet my bed or if I even did it as a kid. As for the second one, I didn’t wet myself becasue of rain unfortunately, some rude youngster spilled their drink on my head and Celty-kun didn’t intervene to stop them.

26. Well, it’s not over yet! Ha! As if that could bring me down!

27. What class are you? (High class, middle class, low class) At my age to go to school would be quite strange. However, I’m a high class man. 

28. How many friends do you have? Egor-kun doesn’t want to admit it but we will become real friends soon.

29. What are your thoughts on pie? Emilia’s pies are the best. Even though most of times I can’t understand the ingredients she uses to bake them.

30. Favorite drink? Water. 

31. What’s your favourite place? My laboratory is for sure my favourites place, it’s also where I met Emilia.

32. Are you interested in someone? There is someone I am interested in actually. Maybe even more than one person. But it’s not you Izaya-kun if you are reading this.

33. What’s your bra cup size and/or how big is your willy? Since I’m a male human being I can’t tell you the size of my bra, not having breasts to measure it. About the second, I don’t think you would like to know.

34. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean? Probably in the ocean, it’s not as dirty as a lake could be. But not in Australia, sharks are scary.

35. What’s your type? Type of what? Fictional character? Printed character? Or perhaps my blood type?

36. Any fetishes? A--. I had Saika once, but now it’s not mine anymore.

37. Seme or uke? Top or Bottom? Dominant or Submissive? Emilia! I think they are asking about those matters you tried to explain to me last time when you showed me those fanfictions about the informant and the blond strong man!

38. Camping or indoors? Both of them have their own good point. Shirna loved camping when he was kid.

39. Are you wanting the quiz to end? I was because I am feeling hungry now.

40. Now it’s over! Tag five people!

1st Person gets: A hug

//I wonder why is he there when there are bunch of other characters that could appear like Mimizo, Hiroto, etc…