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What if soon-to-be-ex-wifey is DRAGGING OUT the custody hearing and finilization of the divorce so that Armie will not be able to attend as a plus-one for Timmy’s Dune premiere red carpet in October??

I don’t know exactly why this sprang to mind...but I would not put it past Lies Chambers...

Yucky thought. Ick. Definitely silly for a cold Wednesday morning.

Done - banishing that one!

1. This is not Armie’s hand and wrist.

Where’s the Hammer wrist tattoo? It just disappeared.... I don’t see it. Appears to be the same hand in each photo - but not Armie’s.

2. El_destructo_ 86

If you’re going to create a fake instagram (a finsta), why make it so obvious, searchable and why call it “El Destructo”....except of course, if you’re out to actually destroy and besmirch someone’s reputation.

Now THAT sounds more like it! Others have commented on the uploading all of the videos on this account on the same day - seems kinda suspicious to me. And not a natural move from Mr. Hammer if he was filming these over a number of months.

And we all know how easy it is to fake, well almost anything, on the internet.

3. Armie vaping

Do we know? Do we care? He could be vaping anything...

And Armie smoking and/or vaping weed is not exactly news - yawn 🥱- but including it in the Daily Mail article to cast aspirations - is lazy journalism at its height. Pretty much what I would expect from a rag with a while deserved nickname.

And vaping weed is legal in many jurisdictions nowadays and when used in moderation has absolutely no impact on one’s ability to be a fit parent.

4. This extract regarding a drug test.

This may be legitimate, I have no idea. And I’m not an attorney licensed to practice in Cali, but the use of “Armie” seems awfully informal, especially in a supposed “court order”. I would expect the use of the word “Respondent”, “Father”, “Parent #1” or “Parent #2”.

And since drug testing can be done for alcohol as well, how do we know that Elizabeth “the Petitioner” is not subject to the exact same requirements, in regard to visitation and custody? Right, we don’t. And given Ms. Chambers well documented use of alcohol - through her own IG posts and children’s drawings, I do hope that she is subject to the same random testing requirement. Because if I was Ms. Wasser, that’s certainly what I would do 😬.

And Lisa Hacker - the same parenting coach that Brittney Spears used? Really - was there no one else qualified to assist in the entire state of California? Hmmn. 🙄

5. Visiting room 417 video with the “woman in black lingerie” on the bed.

Well - frankly - call me silly - but I laughed when I saw this video. To me, it seemed like a bad home video that one would make up as a joke.

UPDATE: Armie has admitted the video was his and hacked from his account and was an bad attempt at humour. As for the reposting and the caption, well see #2 above.

I thought it was another video that he filmed to make the viewer (Timothée or whomever) laugh, because it certainly made me chuckle.

And here, even the Daily Mail, decided that they couldn’t mislead the reader....They admitted later on in their article that this video stemmed back from his earlier stay in the Caymans in 2020 and was not recent.

And because the parties are not alleging infidelity - if there was a scantily clad woman present - who cares? There was no interaction with them in the video - he was more excited about the view from the balcony ffs.

If you are that concerned about Armie’s fidelity to his soon to be ex-wife, well, I hate to burst your bubble on that account! But that’s life.

And if you think that this video means something vis-a-vis Timothée and/or whoever else Armie may be seeing now...while then you are easily shocked and have been leading a very protected life.

And the reaction to this video can definitely be interpreted as kink shaming - and boy are on the wrong blog for that. Bye-bye!

6. The videos involving alleged “drug licking” and drinking Miller Lite behind the wheel.

Now these are admittedly troublesome and do not look good. We have no idea of the substances he is licking is actually drugs. But most people taking drugs are not stupid enough to do it on camera. This looks bad - but again, who knows? He doesn’t appear to be behind the wheel in the car, thank goodness.

The drinking behind the wheel. Now this is VERY PROBLEMATIC because in most jurisdictions, it is illegal to have any open alcohol and consume it behind the wheel - regardless if the vehicle is or is not in motion. Again, why would you film this and post it somewhere? Seems stupid and careless. But if you’ve been filming yourself for your own recreation, I suppose this could easily happen.

So if one or both videos are the ones that came to light and Lionsgate kicked him off the movie with J. Lopez and sparked the need for drug testing of Mr. Hammer, then so be it. 🤷‍♀️ And if they let him save face by blaming it on the family situation, I can live with that. It didn’t look like it was going to be a groundbreaking movie, to say the least...

Conclusions and Recommendations

- Bullshit rumours are right. Not to be justified with any comment.

- Sue their asses off for any invasion of privacy, defamation, libel, slander and theft (if anything’s real).

- Armie, darling, I realize that being away from the spotlight is hard. But FFS, stop filming yourself doing stupid stunts and behaviour that you don’t want to see splashed all over the internet. Things that you don’t want your children seeing in the future. You know the internet is forever. And clouds can be hacked (especially with the help of your soon-to-be ex-wife). Just don’t. Your home videos aren’t worth it.

https://www.thethings.com/elizabeth-chambers-kids-instagram-posts-cute/

Exhibit A photos - obvious backposting by Liz and showed up on her IG on or about June 22, 2020. Armie’s hair is not short and not in the Mohawk. His skin is much paler and he is not as tanned, because these photos date back to a time closer to his arrival in Grand Cayman.

Coincedentally on my iPhone, I am invited to edit the image on the left in the exact same spot, where the tattoo appears. Hmmn interesting.

The angle and placement of the tattoo seems tilted down to the left more than what is observed by photos and videos in Exhibit C. Thanks Liz for your shitty editing skills.

Exhibit B - still photos captured in Armie’s own “Making a run for Cuba” IG video story. Armie’s hair is extremely short and he has a bushy moustache. He is much more tanned overall than before.

The camera was reversed as selfie filming. The cloudy, curvy E for lack of better reference is now on the right side. The tattoo looks like an image, picture and/or writing in Arabic. I see colours as well.

I don’t have the link to Armie’s IG video, but if someone else does, please feel free to add on.

Exhibit C - still images and videos captured from Sunday June 21 “fundraiser” from the Grand Cayman. Armie has lost his moustache and hair is starting to grow out from the buzz cut but is still short.

Video courtesy of

https://armieeeeeee1983.tumblr.com/post/621466546985975808/armieeeeeee

To me, it is obvious that makeup has been applied to conceal the tattoo in a large circular fashion. We, the public, are being shown what Armie would like us to see, which is lettering of “Easy” in unique font.

The placement of the tattoo or stencil is also away from the shoulder or towards the middle of his chest, in contrast to Exhibit A photos. In other words, Armie knew where to cover the exact spot as opposed to Liz’s flimsy editing skills.

And finally, Exhibit D - a comparison zoomed in shots of tattoos from Exhibit A and Exhibit C. One can tell the earlier photo due to the paleness of his skin on the left.

There are some differences in the s and y lettering, but that may be due to the angle of the camera and skin. There are definite differences with the dot or swoop above the “s” in each photo.

My conclusion Charmies:

The tattoo is small enough to be easily covered for future filming or removal purposes.

It is small enough so that a stencil of “Easy” can be applied when one needs to have one’s shirt off for extended publicity/PR purposes.

The glimpse of the tattoo in Exhibit B is the real tattoo.

The significance and exact meaning is unknown. But it is located close to or over his heart, so I think that means something. Getting a tattoo is a commitment, as everyone knows. Often, a tattoo will mark a life decision or change.

We, as Charmies, may never ascertain or know the actual image or its significance.

And I can understand Armie’s decision (and Liz) to show something different to the public. It’s about trying to control the narrative - like taking on and taking off one’s wedding ring at will.