Me: are you sharpening your claws on the carpet???? Shakespeare: *looks innocent* #cats #catsofinstagram #catsofinstagram #cats_of_instagram #murdermittens #shakespearekitteh https://www.instagram.com/p/CXzomcFLaE6/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Me: are you sharpening your claws on the carpet???? Shakespeare: *looks innocent* #cats #catsofinstagram #catsofinstagram #cats_of_instagram #murdermittens #shakespearekitteh https://www.instagram.com/p/CXzomcFLaE6/?utm_medium=tumblr

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The fuzziest little beige Murder Mitten will only nap right here ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #cats #catstagram #catsofinstagram #cats_of_instagram #shakespearekitteh #kittens #murdermittens https://www.instagram.com/p/Byyx78UAjR3/?igshid=arg9p6b8yvur
I introduced the concept of “couch nap” today (I.e. come sleep on the sleepy human on the couch) since we’re waiting for the new dishwasher to be delivered this morning. Shakespeare took to this idea with gusto. Aphra seemed to view this as a trap (which it was - if they’re asleep I know where they are 😂). #cats #catstagram #catsofinstagram #cats_of_instagram #shakespearekitteh #aphrakitteh #kittens https://www.instagram.com/p/BynSSJpAmJx/?igshid=1aedzac7msoa2
Meanwhile, Master Shakespeare has curled up on my lap and is purrrrrrring like no tomorrow. He is jnto this lapcat life. #cats #catstagram #catsofinstagram #cats_of_instagram #shakespearekitteh https://www.instagram.com/p/BymSbJBAxAl/?igshid=1stluevl9l4ga
Having escaped kitten jail it is now time for Kitten Wrestlemania!!!! Wooooo!!! #cats #catstagram #catsofinstagram #cats_of_instagram #shakespearekitteh #aphrakitteh #kittens https://www.instagram.com/p/BymHospg9Ml/?igshid=azw3b19f2fuc

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Well, I guess we have to shut the bathroom door now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I came home, greeted the kittens, went upstairs to change clothes, and turned around to find Aphra peeking around the upstairs landing with Shakespeare right behind her. Not sure if I’m more impressed or annoyed - of course they won’t climb back in 😂 In other news, they both pooped (Shakespeare in the litter box and Aphra next to it) so I can stop worrying about that now. #cats #catstagram #catsofinstagram #cats_of_instagram #shakespearekitteh #aphrakitteh (of course I made them do it again for the camera, this is internet gold 😂😂) https://www.instagram.com/p/BymHAV8ARi0/?igshid=1wyo3yyhvnfid
Came home to let the tiny lions out for a bit between jobs and they’ve discovered the sunbeams by the patio door (and Shakespeare has just discovered the curtains 😂😂, meanwhile Aphra has discovered another cobweb I haven’t cleaned yet 🙄) #cats #catstagram #catsofinstagram #cats_of_instagram #shakespearekitteh #aphrakitteh https://www.instagram.com/p/Bylbdg4AoeH/?igshid=1l7g7n85qqssg
We made it through the night with no escapees from kitten jail and they ate a whole bowl of food! So a fresh scoop for breakfast ❤️ (and yes, Shakespeare has both front paws in the bowl 😂) #cats #catstagram #cats_of_instagram #kittens #shakespearekitteh #bardkitteh #aphrakitteh https://www.instagram.com/p/Byk_b9yAFW7/?igshid=ai1fxai4z7e6