#shadyposting

When will my deranged Kentucky line cook return from the war I wanna hang out w/him

im actually so mad i FINALLY had a cool fun cinematic dream. basically like there was 9 days of timeloop i had to get through picking up my friends on the way to get them out of the time loop and take them with me to the next day, and there were like different objectives on each of the days. i dont remember all of them but one of them was i had to get one of my (notedly hostile and suspicious) friends out of the building she was in without causing a scene. eventually i just picked her up so she shot me in the head but it turned out to just be like a gun app for your phone (like those lightsaber apps). this is barely dream logic and to my estimation this is exactly what she would do in this situation in real life. also it would occassionally cut to like. general grievous from star wars who was the villain and orchestrating the timeloop. and THEN my fucking cat shady slapped me in the back of the head while chasing a moth and fucking woke me up