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IT'S NEVER TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR SHIPPING AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CUT POSTS SO THIS WILL BE FUCKING LONG GET READY HERE WE GOHusbands (Alphonse/Emmerich/Mundy)Who’s the first to wake up in the morning: Not Mundy, probably either Al or EmmerWho’s the one to make breakfast: Alphonse cooksWho’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: AlWho would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: MUNDYWho suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: Probably also MundyWho chooses the movies: EmmerWho initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: Al and Mundy are guilty of this, Emmer chooses the movie to fucking watch the movieWho orders lunch: AlWho steals food from the other’s plate without asking: MundyWho curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy: EmmerWho distracts the other from trying to work at home: MundyWho asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: MundyWho takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: EmmerWho makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face: Mundy or Al, Emmer's the targetWho cooks dinner: Alphonse is still cookingWho cleans up the kitchen afterwards: Emmerich cleans because it has to be sanitary and if the others try he'll chase them out because [i]no, you aren't cleaning it right[/i]Who stays up until 2 reading: Al and EmmerWho stares at their partner while their sleeping: AlWho kisses their partner while they sleep: AlAlphonsexSeraphinWho’s the first to wake up in the morning: AlWho’s the one to make breakfast: Al, because don't let Seraphin in the kitchenWho’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: AlWho would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: ...Idek they both probably would tbhWho suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: SeraphinWho chooses the movies: AlWho initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: SeraphinWho orders lunch: SeraphinWho steals food from the other’s plate without asking: SeraphinWho curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy: SeraphinWho distracts the other from trying to work at home: SeraphinWho asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: SeraphinWho takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: AlWho makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face: AlWho cooks dinner: AlWho cleans up the kitchen afterwards: SeraphinWho stays up until 2 reading: AlWho stares at their partner while their sleeping: AlWho kisses their partner while they sleep: AlBenjixMilesWho’s the first to wake up in the morning: Benji probably because the human cat ain't getting up firstWho’s the one to make breakfast: Benji might try, but Miles would probably be better so Benji you might wanna waitWho’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: Again, Benji might tryWho would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: BenjiWho suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: MilesWho chooses the movies: BenjiWho initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: MilesWho orders lunch: MilesWho steals food from the other’s plate without asking: Both of them steal from each other's platesWho curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy: Miles, and Benji plays with his hair which is probably what put Miles to sleepWho distracts the other from trying to work at home: They distract each other because they both want attentionWho asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: Miles because ice cream is sweet and he's all about that shit and Benji knows itWho takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: BenjiWho makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face: Also Benji. Probably the guy to take snapchats and put dirty captions and then send them to MilesWho cooks dinner: MilesWho cleans up the kitchen afterwards: Benji (do the dishes Benji)Who stays up until 2 reading: MilesWho stares at their partner while their sleeping: BenjiWho kisses their partner while they sleep: Benji

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What is this Bau family you refer to?

No. No I did not. 

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