#sh!au

Je ne sais pas qui a choisi ce jeu mais ça peut être un peu déroutant. Enfin pour moi en tout cas, l’autre ça va. Enfin, bref.

Fuck: Hawkeye est sexy? Magneto aussi il faut l’avouer. Mais bon, il a pas une super réputation.Marry: Shazam a l’air super sympa, je pense que ce serait un mariage marrant.Kill: Je… J’ai pas spécialement envie de tuer des gens moi, on peut juste s’arrêter là.

On s’amuse de plus en plus par ici.

She sits with the children on the couch downstairs; the tv is playing static – not exactly white noise – the intermittent screeching rises and subsides as the white fog curls in the lamplight outside of the window with the dreamlike quality of slowly poured milk diffusing in a bowl of water.

Fingers of her left hand tap lazily a familiar rhythm on the handle of the baseball bat, her right palm rests on the SB shotgun lying in her lap. Yes, Moira thinks to herself when a key frantically jingles in the lock of the front door, she has everything under her control.

"Behind me,” she gives the order, and Sombra tugs Jesse towards the back side of the couch.

Moira brings the shotgun up, to aim at the center of the door, and waits for the intruder to reveal themselves.

"Moira!”

"So nice of you to join us,” she smirks, seeing Gabriel’s panicked expression, and then nods at the kids. Sombra runs up to him and he instinctively hugs her. Jesse is slower to follow her example.

"What are you doing here? What the fuck is…?”

"I told you, Sheriff Reyes, anyone but the kids,” Moira stands up, the shotgun leans against her thigh, "and yet, what Silent Hill wants, Silent Hill gets.”

"Dad,” Sombra looks up at him, "the fog sirens, and the shapes, and then I couldn’t call you anymore. It’s happening again. And auntie came, just like…”

"No, that was a…” Gabriel starts, but Moira interrupts him.

"That was never a hallucination, and you know that very well, we are far past the point of being able to pretend so we don’t go mad. We must go, now,” she slips past him and stops a few steps past the threshold. Slowly, so agonizingly slowly, she looks back. "You left Morrison in the car, didn’t you?” A rhetorical question. "We will have to walk then.”

The windshield is broken – shards of tempered glass spilled on the hood of the car; the passenger side door open and hanging crookedly. The inside is soaked in splattered dark liquid, the steering wheel ripped off and swinging off the column by the cables.

Gabriel warily advances towards the car. On the seat inside lies Morrison's phone. The screen lits up displaying a picture of Morrison’s daughter.

‘…help us…’ The message garbled with interference repeats several times until the connection is dropped.

Sure, but it’s going to stay with the Batman!AU, if you don’t mind.

Cana and Mirajane never find Juvia’s biological parents, as she was basically abandoned in the middle of nowhere. Juvia never asks about her biological parents either, and only considers Cana and Mira her real parents.

GRANDPA GILDARTS SPOILS THE SHIT OUT OF JUVIA.

Cana does aerial exercises and gymnastics with Juvia since she was a baby and got her hooked on it from an early age - hence where she got her scale buildings, gymnastics, martial arts, etc talents from. BONUS! Cana would either strap toddler Juvia to her chest or toss her around and catch her, and she’s all giggly.

Mirajane is evidently protective of Juvia; she created all these vaccines for her to  make her immune to many toxins and poisons that she’s pretty much hard to kill. Mira’s plants also REALLY love Juvia and often play or cradle her whenever her mothers are busy. Mirajane also makes a lot of healthy foods for Juvia and packs her lunches.

Cana is Latina and easily bitches out in Spanish whenever Juvia is called to the principle’s office for getting into a fight (100% the other kids start it by making fun of Juvia for having two moms). She often threatens the principle in Spanish and the kids and parents.

At first, both Cana and Mira didn’t want Juvia wearing a leather suit, but she defends it saying that “Momma basically wears body paint and Mommy wears a leaf like she’s freakin’ Eve of Eden!” Both moms go quiet.

When Juvia starts dating Gray/Deadshot, Cana becomes very territorial and violent towards Gray, as she doesn’t trust men easily from her past relationship with Bacchus/Joker. Cana basically breaks into Juvia’s apartment with a baseball bat when she thinks Gray is home.

Gray and Cana only get along whenever Leemon-kun starts plotting against them.

Cana - MommaMirajane - MommyTogether - Moms, Mothers (when she’s irritated or upset with them. Cana hates being called mother).