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I’M READING THROUGH FIC SUMMARIES OF EF EVEN THOUGH I REALLY SHOULD BE IN BED AND 

“AJ always wondered why his family is quiet on Christmas and decides to enlist the help of his 12 siblings (I think you know who I am hinting at)”

WHAT IF AJ REALLY WAS ONE OF THE SHAPE SHIFTERS????

BUT HE DIDN’T AGREE WITH HIS FAMILY’S SWITCH TO THE DARK SIDE

HE LEFT THEM OR MAYBE THEY KICKED HIM OUT I DUNNO

AND THE WHOLE REASON HE KEPT SNEAKING INTO MISSION COMMAND WAS TO TRY AND HELP

IT ALSO EXPLAINS HOW THE FRICK HE KNEW THEIR SUPERHERO SECRET

AND THE ARCTURIAN

THINK ABOUT IT

WHEN THEY CAUGHT HIM HE MADE UP THE STORY OF HIS CONVENIENTLY OFTEN GONE PARENTS ON THE FLOOR BELOW

WHERE MAYBE THERE WAS AN EMPTY APARTMENT HE CRASHED IN

AND TRIED TO GET ON THE TEAM THINKING MAYBE HE COULD BE OF MORE HELP 

HE KEPT TEASING CHASE ABOUT HIS SECURITY SYSTEM TO MAKE HIM BETTER, ‘CAUSE IF HE CAN BREAK IN, SO CAN HIS BROTHERS

BUT HE MESSED UP

‘CAUSE HE IS ONLY 10

BUT LIKE IMAGINE WHEN THE TEAM FINDS OUT

AFTER REESE AND EVERYTHING

THEY FREAK

AND I CAN’T THINK ANY FURTHER RIGHT NOW ‘CAUSE I SERIOUSLY NEED TO SLEEP BUT LIKE JUST THINK ABOUT IT

IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

HOW HE KNOWS THINGS HE HAS NO BUSINESS KNOWING

WHY HE’S JUST ~THERE~ FOR SEEMINGLY NO REASON (THAT WE CAN SEE) (HE CAN’T JUST TELL THEM WHO/WHAT HE IS, THEY WOULDN’T TRUST HIM)