Severus Snape, Geralt of Rivia, and Negan
*vibrating with indecisiveness* Holy hellâŠyou really just tried to give me an impossible list of options didnât you?! Okay okayâŠ.Iâm gonna go with:
Negan for fake date. Idk if Iâm visualizing this trope right, but I always see it as being for a large social event, such as a wedding. So this is based partially on process of elimination, because there is no way in hell that Snape or Geralt would be able to handle that. Geralt would just grunt at everyone while getting drunk off his ass, and Snape would snap at everyone, get way too overstimulated by all the people, and then leave the event super fucking early without even telling you. So yea, I think Negan could be convinced to behave himself IFÂ you promised him a favor or something he wanted in return *smirks*
Severus Snape for slow burn because fuck me up, thatâs my fave type of Snape story. This dude has so much internalized unworthiness and is so love-starved that it would take a hella lot of effort to get past the dozen layers of emotional armor heâs constructed around himself.Â
Geralt of Rivia for enemies to loversâŠ1. because omg can you imagine hate fucking him?!?! and 2. if it gives me a fic with sexual tension-filled sword fighting scenes a la the first episode of The Witcher then Iâm HERE FOR IT!
Thank you for the ask, you deliciously evil lady XD


















