none pizza with left dick by nastea ( @tea-otter )
E | 5k words
“So, that’s my large pizza with extra sausage?” Billy asks him.
Steve hurriedly retrieves the order slip from inside the bag. He smooths it out with slightly shaky hands and squints at the list.
“Uh— No, actually,” he answers. “Says here you got an extra large with, uh, regular sausage.”












