#sethspade

u can't

but here is a list of things that could get you closer to my divine self

- Pointy Black Sunglasses (Example: Dirk Strider)

- Be a child of divorce

- Be insanely good at dating sims

- Literally taste the rainbow by shoving so many mini skittles in your mouth that it burned the top of your mouth (if you can't feel it in your nose then it didn't work)

- Watch Pokémon Rusty on YouTube

- Breathe in mold for a few years

- Drawer full of bank branded vanilla chapstick