#session 112

Previously on Ongo Bongo

Goblin tug o war

Turtle tournament/torture/orgy

run for the trees

We wake to a turtle yelling "HEEEY, WAIT FOR MEEEE." It's one of the turtles, and it is trying to "help us catch the dinner." We end up tying it to the tree because others are coming and we want to get out of there. It falls asleep. It will be fine.

We here some fighting/struggling and decide to sneak up. We average about a 12.

Saabi messages the thing hanging in the pit to see if it's okay. Kaa can't suggest this without laughing because the answer is obvious.

This is some Saw-level shit, but we can't find who set it up.

We half-expect a goblin to roll up like this and trap us, too.

We approach, with a plan to save them both in mind. It automatically does not work. There's a lot of yelling, but we DO save them both. Something something witch's curse, which doesn't seem like it kicked in.

Then we try to save the wolverines. It involves a log and some illusory treats.

Suddenly we hear a bell, and we decide to hide yet again. Baby saves Odh from hitting a stick and then ghosts.

It's a massive snail with glowing eyes. Followed by a smaller snail "the size of a football, like everything in this universe is."

Kaa ding-dings at the snail and they don't seem to like that. We try to decide what to do while it tries to find us.

They are an alchemical shop, but the big dad snail seems a little anti-healing and pro death. The 81 siblings really like the BOOM BOOM.

Odh gets some distraction potions, Kaa gets a BOOM BOOM potion and something delicious. Saabi gets some quiet potion. We get some antigrapple stuff, and there were a LOT of flash sales.

At the end of the day, we get to the vicinity of Trek's temple. Of course it's mounds and likely also holes. Our group:

We get off-topic about Kaa finding Lasco in the jungle and:

We discover that there are bugs, and they are all heading inward carrying kind of building materials. We follow them.

Kaa makes a mental note not to eat them.

We walk through the soft earth.

Odh: "Kaa, do you still have that lucky rock?" Kaa: "...I have more rocks than I should probably admit to, what are you looking for?" It becomes clear that we are getting smaller, thanks to an Arcana check from Odh. We are all very uncomfortable.

We find an entrance! We get in the line to get in.

Half an hour later, we find the person in charge of us going in. Kaa deposits two rocks, Odh deposits a crystal from Buddy. Saabi gives us jewelry. Kaa pays for baby with a deep iron bar, and gnosh tosses the bug behind him into the hole. Odh discovers she can lift massive rocks.

We all admit we're first-timers and get put in orientation. We're stuck with a sickly bug named Jambert. We get handed "merit sheets."